Page:"[Shrek reads Princess Fiona's illustrated "my Dairy" at night] Dear Diary, Sleeping Beauty is having a slumber party tomorrow, but Dad says I can't go. He never lets me out after sunset."
Page:"(Dear Diary,) Dad says I'm going away for a while, must be some finishing school or something."
Page:"(Dear Diary,) Mom says that when I'm old enough, my Handsome Prince Charming will rescue me from my tower and bring me back to my family!"
Page:"(and people across the land will cheer!) and we'll all live happily ever after!"
Page:"Mrs. Fiona Charming [Curiously, Shrek turns the next page, and another, until rapidly turning more pages with the same name. A knock of the door interrupts Shrek and puts the diary down]"
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