Hosted by Dan Cortese, this show is targeted to the ahrdcore sports fan, from basket ball, to surfining with coverage of the different sports and interviews with the athletes and the stars of alternative sports
Count Von Count:"Make it one squeal, Pat. No, make it two, Three, Four squeals, or five, or six squeals."
Pat Playjacks:"Uh, Count, We can only take one guess."
Count Von Count:"One guess, Two guesses, THREE!"
Pat Playjacks:"Count, Is three your guess? Alright that's your guess. Three squeals. So give the pig a spin!"
Count Von Count:"(Spins the pig on the turntable)"
Pig:"(Squeals)"
Audience:"ONE!"
Pig:"(Squeals)"
Audience:"TWO!"
Pig:"(Squeals)"
Audience:"THREE! (Applause after pinging sound as the turntable stops)"
Count Von Count:"Did I say three?"
Pat Playjacks:"Yes you did, Count. And that means you won, Count Von Count."
Prairie Dawn:"WHAT?!? He won?!? OH NO!!!"
Pat Playjacks:"And it's now time to show you the prizes in the studio filled with fabulous prizes. And to show them to us is our co-hostess, Mrs. Velma Blank. A fifteen gallon tank of finger paint, A grapefruit goggles for a protection of that morning squirt, And a lifesize portrait of America's third favorite game show host, Pat Playjacks."
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