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      Buddy:
      Paul, don't tell him what you want! He's a liar!
      Gimbel's Santa:
      Let the kid talk.
      Buddy:
      You disgust me, how can you live with yourself?
      Gimbel's Santa:
      Just cool it, Zippy!
      Buddy:
      You sit on a throne of lies!
      Gimbel's Santa:
      I'm speaking to this kid!
      Buddy:
      You're a fake!
      Gimbel's Santa:
      I'm a fake?!
      Buddy:
      Yes.
      Gimbel's Santa:
      How'd you like to be dead?
      Buddy:
      You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa!