The Muppet Show Quotes
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      Loretta Swit:
      Kermit, who is replace someone with a talent and a verb ....?
      Kermit the Frog:
      [As he comes down] Well, In Vet's hospital, I wonder if you could be in it and replace Miss Piggy?
      Loretta Swit:
      [Gasp as she gets excited] I love to!!!
      Kermit the Frog:
      Oh, Good!
      Loretta Swit :
      Will the costumes fit?
      Kermit the Frog:
      Oh, yeah. Anybody can do that.
      Tongue Magazine Photographer:
      Uh, Excuse me, Miss Piggy. Do you work here?
      Miss Piggy:
      HAI-YAH! (Kicks the photographer)