(Gasp) Piggy, have you been planting items about us in the gossip papers again?

Um... well... uh... uh... what would make you think a thing like that?

The photographer who was just here. He was from Tongue Magazine.

Oh. Uh-huh... Well, it was just a little teeny-tiny item.

[Getting angry] It was a cover story about us being secretly married!

Just a little slight exaggeration.

[shouting] That's a bold-faced lie, Piggy! I will not stand around while you do dumb things like that, Piggy! You've done that to me too many times, Piggy! I will not stand for it! I will not stand for it!

Well, what are you going to do?

[Still shouting] I'll tell you what I'm going to do, Piggy. I'm going to *fire* you! Piggy, you are fired! You are fired, Piggy! You are fired! Fired!

But, I am supposed to be in the next number!

[Still shouting] I will can, Uh [To the loudspeaker microphone] Cancel the next number. Instead, bring the snorers chorus.