Uh, hey, fella, what's that book you're reading there? Huh?

"Everything You Wanted to Know About Ghosts But Were Afraid To Ask" It's really trash.

Oh well, I happen to like trash. I tell ya what, I'll give you this brand new broken portable TV for it. Huh, what do ya say?

Never mind, you can have this book gratis.

Yeah but can I have it for free too?

That too! Merry Christmas!