Hello, I am Scott Christain filling in for Kent Brockman tonight. Why did the clown cross the road? To arm-robbed at the Kwik-E-Mart. Full stories right after the commercial.

Do you this guy in lunchbox?

You mean Krusty the Clown? He is my idol.

Maybe you should run off to bed.

Krusty the Clown is behind bars for a armed robbing a Kwik-E-Mart store.

(Gasp and shocked) Krusty.

Oh no!

The reports was went to the cashier and grabbed the gun to threat for all the money in the paperbag....

So the truth comes out.

(Tearfully) Oh, Krusty. How could you?!?

I know it's bad, But who know, Maybe he might turn out he is innocence all along.

Earth to Marge, Earth to Marge, I was there. The clown is G-U-I-L-T-Y!