Old Clerk: Take this doll. But beware, it carries a terrible curse.
Homer: Oh that's bad.
Old Clerk: But it comes with a free frozen yogurt, which I call frogurt.
Homer: That's good.
Old Clerk: The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Old Clerk: But you get your choice of toppings.
Homer: That's good.
Old Clerk: The toppings contain potassium lactate.
Homer: ...
Old Clerk: That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?