Does Santa know you left the workshop?

Look, Ragweed. I've had more action in a week than you've had in your entire life! I've got houses in L.A. Fresno, and Veil, each one of them with a 70-inch plasma screen! So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face before I come over there and smack it off! Are you feeling strong, my friend? Call me Elf one more time!

He's an angry elf!