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Shrek:
Quick-tell a lie!
Pinocchio:
What should I say?
Donkey:
Say something crazy like "I'm wearing lady's underwear."
Pinocchio:
I'm wearing ladies underwear.(nose does not grow)
Shrek:
Are you?
Pinocchio:
I most certainly am not!(nose grows)
Donkey:
Looks like you most certainly am are!