{"title":"Student Bodies","dateDebut":"1981","dateEnd":"9999","description":"Less than two decades before Scary Movie spoofed horror, there was a little slasher movie satire called Student Bodies. It's a big day for the students and teachers of Lamab High School and everything is happening from the big parade to the big football game to the big dance. But the happy events are being overshadowed by a killer who calls himself \"The Breather\" and his motif is to murder the sexually active members of the senior class. His prime targets are the naughty prom queen candidates and their equally randy romeos and are murdered in the oddest ways (weapons of choice include a paper clip, a horse-head bookend, and even an eggplant while the boys get stuffed in garbage bags). The only person who tries to stop the murders and uncover the truth is the prudish class virgin Toby. But when she is pitted at the center of each crime scene, the suspicions grow and she becomes the prime suspect leaving Toby ostracized by her fellow classmates as well as the principal and the faculty (who, along with Malvert the janitor are also suspects). With the help of her best friend, the equally repressed Hardy, a disguised Toby goes to the big dance to clear her name and uncover the murderer. But can she stop the heavy breather before someone else dies...or before Toby herself becomes a victim herself? 13 \u00bd Murders + 1423 Laughs = Student Bodies. Let the laugh count (and the body count) begin. Written and directed by Mickey Rose; produced by Allen Smithee (aka Michael Ritchie).\r\n\r\nCast of Characters\r\n\r\nKristen Riter....Toby\r\nMatt Goldsby....Hardy\r\nRichard Brando (aka Jerry Belson)....The Breather\r\nJoe Flood....Mr. Dumpkin\r\nJoe Talarowski....Principal Peters\r\nMimi Weddell....Miss Mumsley\r\nCarl Jacobs....Dr. Sigmund\r\nPeggy Cooper....Ms. Van Dyke\r\nJanice E. O'Malley....Nurse Krud\r\nKevin Mannis....Scott\r\nSara Eckhardt....Patti\r\nBryan Batytis....Wheels\r\nCullen G. Chambers....Charles Ray\r\nJoan Browning Jacobs....Mrs. Hummers\r\nAngela Bressler....Julie\r\nKay Ogden....Ms. Leclair\r\nDouglas Cotner....Mr. Hummers\r\nCharles L. Trotter....Announcer\r\nJonathan Walling....Al \r\nKeith Singleton....Charlie \r\nDario O. Jones....Mawamba \r\nThomas D. Cannon II....Ralph \r\nOscar James....Football Coach \r\nRobyn Flanery....Joan \r\nTammie M. Tignor....Dagmar \r\nAnita Taylor....Bertha \r\nJack M. Armstrong....Joe\r\nBrenda Maduzia....Punker \r\nDorothy Rich....Mrs. Peters \r\nAnne Bell....Teacher \r\nKathryn Reve Doster....Sue \r\nLauren Ritchie....Student \r\nJanice Elaine Berridge....Student \r\nThe Stick....Malvert the Janitor \r\nZeno....Meowing Dog \r\nCasine....Dog Chauffeur","leadImageMedUrl":"http:\/\/distro-1.retrojunk.com\/secure\/10da4fe0a194f09262f48d5a428edcf12bb740b3e07716783408e98bdb9cac6be7ab16\/image\/5a9aca181eb3169901c946886367da80_md.jpg"}