• 8 years 3 months ago
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    First of all I was not paid in any shape, Way, or Form to promote this fine article by Mr. Scog. :oops:

    http://www.retrojunk.com/details_articles/853/

    So what is your idea of where gamers go after they commit unspeakable sins and go into the world of damnation after they die?

    Mine has LOTS of Virtual Boys, Atari Lynx, And Phillips CD-I players. :twisted:
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      • 8 years 3 months ago
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      For me, Battletoads on the NES. Not because it was bad, quite the opposite, it was excellent. The thing about that game is, I never beat it. I even cheated with the game genie, and I still couldn't beat it! I would get to the last stage, and get almost to the end, and then die. Hell for me would be playing that level over and over for all eternity and dying in the same exact spot.
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        • 8 years 3 months ago
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        mine would be all the best games in the world and the best systems, and no controllers, or your wrist and fingers are broken and never heal, and your half blind
        This isn't a surrender, this is what in the military we call a total a$$ kicking

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          • 8 years 3 months ago
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          I would combine all the next-gen systems into one and have everything with it, including a big-screen tv...the only problem would be that we wouldn't have any games for it, we would use our useless imagination!!
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            • 8 years 3 months ago
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            Gaming hell would be an endless arcade with every coin op ever created and you would have an bottomless pocket full of quarters. Every machine has been freshly reset so there are no high scores yet.

            You look down

            There are no coin slots. (And the old unplugging to get a free credit wont work either. That's right kiddies, that trick used to work. :twisted: But no more!!!)
            http://cinemarcade.com/movies/arcade84.mpg

            If you don't shed a tear at this...you have no soul.

            "For a time, I considered sparing your wretched little planet Cybertron...but now..you shall witness...its dismemberment"
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              • 8 years 3 months ago
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              mr.funky wrote:
              I would combine all the next-gen systems into one and have everything with it, including a big-screen tv...the only problem would be that we wouldn't have any games for it, we would use our useless imagination!!


              That may actually happen in a few years the way things are going. :shock:
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                • 8 years 3 months ago
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                If everyone in Counter-Strike put their money where their mouths are. It's disturbing what 10-year-olds can say when there isn't much retribution.
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                  • 8 years 3 months ago
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                  My idea of videogame hell would be:
                  4 Game Boy Advances, each one playing one of Dora the explorer's 4 Game Boy Advance games (the 4th one comes out in the real world later this year)
                  A Playstaion 1 playing Dora the explorer: barnyard buddies
                  2 Gamecubes, one playing "Dora the explorer: Journey to the purple planet" , the other playing the b*****dised Gamecube version of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in time" , but with no way to exit to "Mutant Nightmare" .
                  I love Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but Konami did an AWFUL job when bringing the Turtles in Time arcade game to the Gamecube.
                  It is nice to let the younger generation play older games, but us older Turtle fans DO NOT want our intelligence insulted by a GROSSLY MODIFIED version of the Turtles in time arcade game, not just with the Pizza power song and original toon theme replaced by the new Turtles theme, but also with the sore counters removed and many of the voice clips AWFULLY re-recorded.
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