Egon_Spangler wrote:
Judge: I call this session of The Gamers Court to order. Now I see Jim, that you are suing Bob for violating article 4 subsection B of the gamers code, specifically pretending to accidentally reset the game and insulting your intelligence by claiming it was an accident.
You are also suing for punitive damages as a result Bob claiming "His controller didn't work".
Jim: Yes, your honor.
Judge: The defendant may state his case.
Bob: I thought it was a practice game, your honor.
Judge: One more remark like that and I will hold you in contempt! jim, how much are you claiming?
Jim: His balls, your honor.