• Herokip93
    • 8 years 7 months ago
    • Posts: 374
    		 Hey, if frogger is a frog...why cant he swim?

    Hey, if sonic is a hedgehog, how come he can run like really freakin fast?

    Hey, that burger time dude is a cook, why does he run away from food...irony...

    Hey, if the contra dudes have unlimited ammo...how come they have such a hard time killing dudes who run into bullets?

    Hey, Since when did Jason from friday the 13th control a legion of the undead?

    Hey, if Dr. Light is soooo brilliant, why doesnt he just build an EMP and use that on the dr. Wilie's robot army?

    Hey, Link saved the princess like once already...why doesnt he just keep all those hearts and items he's found before?

    :shock:
    Dude, chicks are like voltron, the more you hook up the better it gets-Tucker (red vs blue)
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    • System
      • 8 years 7 months ago
      • Posts: 74809
      		 You always ask the brilliant questions. :wink:

      Frogger's handicapped, duh.

      There was a comic that explained that it was his shoes, I believe. Some comic geek would know more than I do.

      The Chef had a bad experiance with food as a child and is secretly bullemic.

      Well, They didn't say they were the BEST commandos, LOL

      The TV series? I don't know.

      Because Wiley has an anti-EMP sheild stolen from Dr. Light.

      Because Link's arrogant and likes to do things the hard way.

      8)
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      • Shaqdaddy
        • 8 years 7 months ago
        • Posts: 597
        		 lol very interesting questions, some of the true questions that plague mankind today. i love it, keep em coming
        Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

        -Albert Einstein
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        • maxdrive
          • 8 years 7 months ago
          • Posts: 581
          		 why do mushrooms make mario big

          since when were disney caracters able to hold their own agaist final fantasy caracters.

          if dr light made mega man to combat dr whilly why not make a army of them crush him

          in castlevania why is a whip the ultimate vampire killign weapon.

          why does q-bert curse so much

          how come pac man can eat so much and not get any fatter
          FABOO!

          HUGBEES!

          Hush little King; please don't cry
          We're going to sing you a lullaby
          A big scary monster man is coming for you
          He'll gobble you up like chunky beef stew.
          Mmmwah!
          Goodnight!
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          • System
            • 8 years 7 months ago
            • Posts: 74809
            		 Because Princess Peach likes em big. ; )

            Since Disney decided to join forces with Square and shake up the rules.

            Um...Pass.

            Are you calling Indiana Jones a wuss?

            Too many violent video games, comics, TV shows and movies made him that way.....Or it was his sadistic and abusive parents who beat him to the point of unconsiouness.

            Pac-Man is on the Subway Diet, DUH!

            I got all the answers. :wink:
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            • System
              • 8 years 7 months ago
              • Posts: 74809
              maxdrive wrote:
              how come pac man can eat so much and not get any fatter


              damn him!
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              • adventure_of_link
                • 8 years 7 months ago
                • Posts: 9769
                		 The zelda thing can be applied to Metroid also, as well as Megaman whatever (especially the X series)

                also, why is it a leaf makes mario a racoon

                if you get firepower in super mario RPG, why don't you get the ability to fly D:
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                • Herokip93
                  • 8 years 7 months ago
                  • Posts: 374
                  maxdrive wrote:
                  why do mushrooms make mario big

                  since when were disney caracters able to hold their own agaist final fantasy caracters.

                  if dr light made mega man to combat dr whilly why not make a army of them crush him

                  in castlevania why is a whip the ultimate vampire killign weapon.

                  why does q-bert curse so much

                  how come pac man can eat so much and not get any fatter



                  i got these

                  1. mushrooms, always make you grow, it just takes a while sometimes
                  2. mickey has been fighting evil since day one of the cartoon, goofy is clearly the man, and donald is a vet from ww2, FF creatures are cake for these 3
                  3. Mega man costs to much to make, dr. light can only afford to make crappy bots now like Roll.
                  4. cause the whip is cooler than the mace...look at ivy from SC2
                  5. q-bert is short and ugly...thats why
                  6. pac man eats small 2-d diet pills...ghosts are made of nothingness, and everything else he eats is good for you anyways.
                  Dude, chicks are like voltron, the more you hook up the better it gets-Tucker (red vs blue)
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