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    LMAO! "Forgiveness is divnine, But never pay for cold pizza".
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      • 8 years 6 months ago
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      Reaper wrote:
      LMAO! "Forgiveness is divnine, But never pay for cold pizza".


      crowded elevator smell different to midget
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        • 8 years 6 months ago
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        "Me Reaper me play joke, Me take flourescent piss in your coke."
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          foolish man bring homw grand piano to wife....wise man bring upright organ! :lol:
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            GOLD! :lol:
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              he who fishes in other man's well often catch crabs...
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                ninjamonkey wrote:
                he who fishes in other man's well often catch crabs...


                I learned that the hard way. :oops:
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                  Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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                    ninjamonkey wrote:
                    Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.


                    He can't sit either. :lol:
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                      Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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                        ninjamonkey wrote:
                        Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.


                        Not unless she cuts off his piece and throws it in the woods in the middle of the night! :wink:
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                          Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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                            ninjamonkey wrote:
                            Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.


                            Not unless you left a backed up floater and the water causes you to slip off the seat. :lol:
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                              War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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                                ninjamonkey wrote:
                                War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.


                                Oh a political burn, Let's hit all the vulnerable targets tonight! :twisted:
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                                  Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
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                                    ninjamonkey wrote:
                                    Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.


                                    (sratches head) "Oh, now I get it." :lol:
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                                      Reaper wrote:
                                      ninjamonkey wrote:
                                      Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.


                                      (sratches head) "Oh, now I get it." :lol:



                                      lol, yeah, thats what i said! :lol:
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                                        You meant there their belt right? :?
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                                          Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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