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The "obesity epidemic"-- Never mind AIDS, cancer, or bird flu, the number one health crisis is that people aren't pretty enough. Hence, we witness the transformation of Cookie Monster into Sometime Food Monster (yeah, I know that's been beaten to death around here, but it still sucks), and Dr. Phil into America's fitness guru, even though he weighs about 250 lbs. himself.
Political pundits on news entertainment stations-- It doesn't matter where they fall politically; they're all equally obnoxious and dull, and they spend pretty much every show screaming at their guests instead of discussing the issues at hand, so no one, especially the viewer, ever walks away having learned anything new.
The president-- No comment.
Capri pants-- When I was a kid, we made fun of the kids who wore high-water pants; now, they're a fashion statement. Doesn't anyone wear shorts anymore?
Low-rider pants-- Two words: plumber's crack. It's not attractive on women, either.
The deaths of some of my favorite musicians, including Joe Strummer and George Harrison.
The "Girls Gone Wild" phenomenon-- I will never comprehend in a million years how anyone could find drunken teenage girls acting like idiots sexy. I do know, however, that it would be prudent to avoid dating the men who enjoy this crap.
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