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    TWO YEAR DEGREE: Becoming a Real Man.
    That's right, in just six mini-mesters,
    you too, can be a real man as well as earn an ASSociates degree in MA (Male Arts).
    Please take a moment to look over the program outline.




    FIRST YEAR

    Autumn Schedule:

    MEN 101 Combating Stupidities

    MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework

    MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

    MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy underclothes for Christmas



    Winter Schedule:

    MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques

    MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 2AM

    MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception

    EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook

    EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II

    ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers



    Spring Schedule:

    MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Butthole When you're Wrong

    MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence

    MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex

    MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers

    ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers





    SECOND YEAR
    Autumn Schedule:

    SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep Without It

    SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower

    SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex

    MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down



    Elective (See Electives Below)

    Winter Schedule:

    MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

    MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children

    MEN 212 You Too, Can Be a Designated Driver

    MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise

    MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important



    Spring Schedule:

    MEN 220 Omitting %&*! From Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)

    MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket after Farting is NOT Necessary

    MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions

    MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay

    MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2



    Course Electives:

    EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu

    EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils

    EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly

    MEN 231 Mothers-in-law

    MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening

    MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"

    ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her

    :lol::lol:
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      • 9 years 10 months ago
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      I am afraid I would fail 90% of those classes... I guess there is just no hope for me.
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        • 9 years 10 months ago
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        That's probably the funniest shit ive read in awhile. Is that original foxxie?
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          • 9 years 10 months ago
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          I wish I was that creative..lol I got that as an email. Vertex don't feel too bad i'm sure you'd have company..I know I would definitely fail some of the women's degree courses :lol:
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            Consider me a drop out as well.
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              lol :lol: I'm pretty sure i'd have to retake a lot of those classes.

              Although I already enjoy cooking for myself so I guess that's a plus.
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                • 8 years 8 months ago
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                Funny
                Narrator: Man lives in the sunlit world of what he believes to be reality. But... there is, unseen by most, an underworld, a place that is just as real, but not as brightly lit... a Darkside :twisted:
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                  • 8 years 8 months ago
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                  foxxietrini wrote:
                  TWO YEAR DEGREE: Becoming a Real Man.
                  That's right, in just six mini-mesters,
                  you too, can be a real man as well as earn an ASSociates degree in MA (Male Arts).
                  Please take a moment to look over the program outline.




                  FIRST YEAR

                  Autumn Schedule:

                  MEN 101 Combating Stupidities

                  MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework

                  MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

                  MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy underclothes for Christmas



                  Winter Schedule:

                  MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques

                  MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 2AM

                  MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception

                  EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook

                  EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II

                  ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers



                  Spring Schedule:

                  MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Butthole When you're Wrong

                  MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence

                  MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex

                  MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers

                  ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers





                  SECOND YEAR
                  Autumn Schedule:

                  SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep Without It

                  SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower

                  SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex

                  MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down



                  Elective (See Electives Below)

                  Winter Schedule:

                  MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

                  MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children

                  MEN 212 You Too, Can Be a Designated Driver

                  MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise

                  MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important



                  Spring Schedule:

                  MEN 220 Omitting %&*! From Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)

                  MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket after Farting is NOT Necessary

                  MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions

                  MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay

                  MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2



                  Course Electives:

                  EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu

                  EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils

                  EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly

                  MEN 231 Mothers-in-law

                  MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening

                  MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"

                  ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her

                  :lol::lol:



                  Do men, the superior race a favor and burn in Hell like you deserve, you vile harpy. If this is a joke it's not funny.
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                    Uberking Robert wrote:


                    Do men, the superior race a favor and burn in Hell like you deserve, you vile harpy. If this is a joke it's not funny.


                    woah was that comment a joke...sounded extremely harsh, I wasn't offended!
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                      The problem with we men is we don't take things seriously enough nowadays. There are double standards in the sexes set against us, and we do nothing about it. Feminists can say and do whatever they want and we won't react at all. When they make sexist anti-male jokes we are expected to laugh. When a lady walks into a room you are expected to give your seat up for her. It sounds an awful lot like how about 50 years ago a black man would have to give up his seat for a white man. When some injustice is done against men, the supposed "men"-not that they have any right to call themselves that-do nothing. In Britain a show was made about how you can train a man like a dog with manipulation. The courts ruled that the show was not sexist. The judge was most likely a man. In Britain a horrible, evil law was passed...by a man, no less. The law states that if a woman just claims (she doesn't have to prove it) that her husband hit her, he (not her) has to move out, loses everything he owns, can't ever see his kids again and CAN'T GO TO COURT ABOUT IT. That last part right there was a serious violation of our human rights.


                      Yes, I'm offended by it. And you should be too...unless you're house-men. And yes, that was supposed to be akin to "house negro".
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                        I kinda see your point but in this case I don't think its a pop at us "men", more the stereotype of the caveman style guy, kinda like blonde jokes.
                        Guess putting up something like that was bound to upset some people but we should be setting an example, if we can laugh at ourselves more hopefully others will.

                        Some of the points in the joke are so ridiculous its not worth giving them a sensible thought, just laugh at it!

                        Still think telling the girl to burn in hell like she deserves is far too strong, lets keep away from all the politics (as the rules say) and have a laugh!
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                          jamigram wrote:
                          I kinda see your point but in this case I don't think its a pop at us "men", more the stereotype of the caveman style guy, kinda like blonde jokes.
                          Guess putting up something like that was bound to upset some people but we should be setting an example, if we can laugh at ourselves more hopefully others will.

                          Some of the points in the joke are so ridiculous its not worth giving them a sensible thought, just laugh at it!

                          Still think telling the girl to burn in hell like she deserves is far too strong, lets keep away from all the politics (as the rules say) and have a laugh!



                          I'll see you in Hell, gender traitor.
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                            I'll be doing Satan's laundry and cooking him dinner :D
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                              Those are funny.
                              It's OK, next time I'll make you listen. I wish that it were in the power of all children to say that to their parents and to know that indeed they would be heard as we were in those wonderful days on Waltons Mountain.Narrator The Waltons (From the Runawa
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                                :lol: this is way too cute!
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                                  someone should change that to say i'd fail

                                  D:
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                                    Eh, this can't be true. There's no class about farting.
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                                      Uberking Robert wrote:
                                      I'll see you in Hell, gender traitor.


                                      I have a feeling your stay with us on retrojunk will be a short one. :o
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                                        I think that after thousands of years of gender inequality and discrimination against women, a little joke like that may be ok.
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                                          nippythefish wrote:
                                          Uberking Robert wrote:
                                          I'll see you in Hell, gender traitor.


                                          I have a feeling your stay with us on retrojunk will be a short one. :o


                                          yeah, not to mention all the threads he starts end up getting locked
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