• Yepitspat
    • 2 months 26 days ago
    • Posts: 55
    bklynbren wrote:
    RomanBlade86 wrote:
    bklynbren wrote:
    RomanBlade86 wrote:
    bklynbren wrote:
    I have one that might be funny.

    When I was about 7 or 8 years old I used to live with my aunt and uncle. My uncle was too lazy at night to walk to the bathroom so he would take a leek this 7UP bottle and keep it in the closet until morning. One day that bottle some how wound up in the kitchen, that was a swig that I'll never forget!


    What the heck?! ROFL. :shock: Did you like it and go back for more? :lol:


    lol, it was horrible!


    You mean old urine isn't like fine wine that it gets better with time? :lol:


    Yeah, it gets flat and looses all it's fiz.


    hahaha gross
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    • Yepitspat
      • 2 months 26 days ago
      • Posts: 55
      Straydog wrote:
      I was working on a crafts project in school, and a fly had found its way into the room. It buzzed around peoples heads and made itself extremely annoying as flys do. Finally I absentmindedly waved my scissors at it in frustration. The scissors made a snip, and the buzzing stopped abruptly, as did most of the talking in the room. I saw my surprised gap jawed classmates :shock: then I looked down at my desk. The two parts of the fly had dropped on either side of the desk. cut cleanly in half. The teacher had been watching as well, and without missing a beat bowed deeply and said ala Kung Fu the series,.." Well done Grasshoppa' ".


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      that's awesome
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      • pikachulover
        • 2 months 23 days ago
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        		 I remember another one in 1992 my family moved to an area where there were a lot of Squirrels. I used to beg my dad not to buy Clusters cereal because I thought squirrels were going to get into the house.
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        • NinjaGirly13
          • 1 month 4 days ago
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          pikachulover wrote:
          I remember another one in 1992 my family moved to an area where there were a lot of Squirrels. I used to beg my dad not to buy Clusters cereal because I thought squirrels were going to get into the house.


          Lol. I now have this weird image of a child crying their eyes out, tugging on their father's shirt in the grocery store screaming "DADDY, DON'T BUY IT! PWEEEAASSEE!".
          It wasn't mean't to be easy, was it?
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          • vkimo
            • 1 month 2 days ago
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            		 I remember one morning I was running late to school, it was also really stormy out. I ran into class, and back in those days all the kids sat Indian style on the floor instead of desks. I rush over and sat down, and after awhile I get a whiff of something foul, soon everyone in the room is looking around disgusted. Finally the teacher notices the smell and has everyone check their shoes....I inadvertently stepped in dog doo and tracked it all over the classroom. My teacher was furious and the janitor had to come and help me clean off my shoes.
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            • epicblue
              • 1 month 2 days ago
              • Posts: 26
              		 Yeah, I have a more recent experience like this in high school, getting onto the school bus one morning.
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