I was working on a crafts project in school, and a fly had found its way into the room. It buzzed around peoples heads and made itself extremely annoying as flys do. Finally I absentmindedly waved my scissors at it in frustration. The scissors made a snip, and the buzzing stopped abruptly, as did most of the talking in the room. I saw my surprised gap jawed classmates

then I looked down at my desk. The two parts of the fly had dropped on either side of the desk. cut cleanly in half. The teacher had been watching as well, and without missing a beat bowed deeply and said ala Kung Fu the series,.
." Well done Grasshoppa' ".
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