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- 1 year 6 months ago
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Hello! I'm sort of in a slump. Does anyone have any funny childhood memories or stories??
Here's one of mine:
I was about seven years old, and was about to lose one of my baby teeth. My tooth was just about ready to come out, but still hurt when I tried pulling it myself.
I was in my moms room watching tv. Meanwhile, my youngest brother was in the room playing with a marble. He threw the marble my way, so I took it and sat on it. He demanded that I give him the marble back. Playfully, I repeatedly responded "no."
So then, out of nowhere-- like a crazy leopard-- my brother leaps on me! He then took both of his hands and squeezed my mouth together so hard, screaming "gimme my marble!" I was yelling for dear life because he was making my loose tooth hurt SO bad!
So, instinctively, I just flung the marble across the room. Like a distracted monkey, he leaped off of me in search of his marble. Lol the minute he jumped off of me, my tooth popped out of my mouth!
I laughed that off for days! And now it still puts giggles in me haha.
P.S.
I'm a nice gal with a crazy sense of humor, and who doesn't judge. If you think it's funny, feel free to post it!
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- 1 year 6 months ago
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I laugh every time I think about some of the "clubs" my friends and I would create.
There were several... a model rocket club, a club that consisted of just us sneaking around inside the grade school during recess, when we were supposed to be outside, etc.
But the one that tops them all had to be when I formed a club of neighborhood kids to combat the growing threat of hawks. lol
EDIT: I went into more detail about it here.
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Ghost of Vapor wrote:I laugh every time I think about some of the "clubs" my friends and I would create.
There were several... a model rocket club, a club that consisted of just us sneaking around inside the grade school during recess, when we were supposed to be outside, etc.
But the one that tops them all had to be when I formed a club of neighborhood kids to combat the growing threat of hawks. lol
EDIT: I went into more detail about it here.
Lol sounds like you had an awesome childhood. Haha hawks!? So random lol!Be Ever WonderfulAre you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No 
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My cousin that use to babysit me told me that if I touched the electric fense I would gain super powers. I still to this day havn't gained a thing.
We also use to go out really late at night looking for aliens in the sky and in the forrest. Pretty sure we seen one a couple of times, imagination of a child is wonderful
one time in kindergarden we watched a movie called problem child. I don't remember if it was the original or a sequel but I remember there was a part in it where the problem child got upset because another person made a snarky remark at camp so he pee'd on the fire and put it out....the next day we were in school and i was REALLY into mmpower rangers and i had got a vhs tape about the green ranger being evil, can't remember which one it is but it had 2 episodes on it. i was so excited and happy and proud that my parents got this tape for me so when the teacher was looking for a movie to show the NEXT DAY! I said very proud "I HAVE A POWER RANGERS MOVIE!" everyone applauded me and got very excited almost as if i was a hero and i felt so proud and so i brought it in the next day. When the teacher put it in and one of the children seen it he said "I seen this one before it's the worst episode, it sucks!" my heart was crushed lol all the other kids followed in saying they hated the movie so at recess i hauled it out and pee'd all over him just like in problem child and then threw him down a hillAre you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No - 1 year 5 months ago
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I was working on a crafts project in school, and a fly had found its way into the room. It buzzed around peoples heads and made itself extremely annoying as flys do. Finally I absentmindedly waved my scissors at it in frustration. The scissors made a snip, and the buzzing stopped abruptly, as did most of the talking in the room. I saw my surprised gap jawed classmates 
then I looked down at my desk. The two parts of the fly had dropped on either side of the desk. cut cleanly in half. The teacher had been watching as well, and without missing a beat bowed deeply and said ala Kung Fu the series,.." Well done Grasshoppa' ".
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Straydog wrote:I was working on a crafts project in school, and a fly had found its way into the room. It buzzed around peoples heads and made itself extremely annoying as flys do. Finally I absentmindedly waved my scissors at it in frustration. The scissors made a snip, and the buzzing stopped abruptly, as did most of the talking in the room. I saw my surprised gap jawed classmates then I looked down at my desk. The two parts of the fly had dropped on either side of the desk. cut cleanly in half. The teacher had been watching as well, and without missing a beat bowed deeply and said ala Kung Fu the series,.." Well done Grasshoppa' ".
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Lol that's so cool!Be Ever WonderfulAre you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No 
- 1 year 2 months ago
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bklynbren wrote:I have one that might be funny.
When I was about 7 or 8 years old I used to live with my aunt and uncle. My uncle was too lazy at night to walk to the bathroom so he would take a leek this 7UP bottle and keep it in the closet until morning. One day that bottle some how wound up in the kitchen, that was a swig that I'll never forget!
What the heck?! ROFL. Did you like it and go back for more? 
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RomanBlade86 wrote:bklynbren wrote:I have one that might be funny.
When I was about 7 or 8 years old I used to live with my aunt and uncle. My uncle was too lazy at night to walk to the bathroom so he would take a leek this 7UP bottle and keep it in the closet until morning. One day that bottle some how wound up in the kitchen, that was a swig that I'll never forget!
What the heck?! ROFL. Did you like it and go back for more?
lol, it was horrible!Are you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No - 1 year 2 months ago
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bklynbren wrote:RomanBlade86 wrote:bklynbren wrote:I have one that might be funny.
When I was about 7 or 8 years old I used to live with my aunt and uncle. My uncle was too lazy at night to walk to the bathroom so he would take a leek this 7UP bottle and keep it in the closet until morning. One day that bottle some how wound up in the kitchen, that was a swig that I'll never forget!
What the heck?! ROFL. Did you like it and go back for more?
lol, it was horrible!
You mean old urine isn't like fine wine that it gets better with time?Are you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No - 1 year 2 months ago
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RomanBlade86 wrote:bklynbren wrote:RomanBlade86 wrote:bklynbren wrote:I have one that might be funny.
When I was about 7 or 8 years old I used to live with my aunt and uncle. My uncle was too lazy at night to walk to the bathroom so he would take a leek this 7UP bottle and keep it in the closet until morning. One day that bottle some how wound up in the kitchen, that was a swig that I'll never forget!
What the heck?! ROFL. Did you like it and go back for more?
lol, it was horrible!
You mean old urine isn't like fine wine that it gets better with time?
Yeah, it gets flat and looses all it's fiz.Are you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No