• 1 year 3 months ago
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    Hello! I'm sort of in a slump. Does anyone have any funny childhood memories or stories??


    Here's one of mine:

    I was about seven years old, and was about to lose one of my baby teeth. My tooth was just about ready to come out, but still hurt when I tried pulling it myself.

    I was in my moms room watching tv. Meanwhile, my youngest brother was in the room playing with a marble. He threw the marble my way, so I took it and sat on it. He demanded that I give him the marble back. Playfully, I repeatedly responded "no."

    So then, out of nowhere-- like a crazy leopard-- my brother leaps on me! He then took both of his hands and squeezed my mouth together so hard, screaming "gimme my marble!" I was yelling for dear life because he was making my loose tooth hurt SO bad!

    So, instinctively, I just flung the marble across the room. Like a distracted monkey, he leaped off of me in search of his marble. Lol the minute he jumped off of me, my tooth popped out of my mouth!

    I laughed that off for days! And now it still puts giggles in me haha.




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    I'm a nice gal with a crazy sense of humor, and who doesn't judge. If you think it's funny, feel free to post it! :))
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      • 1 year 3 months ago
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      I laugh every time I think about some of the "clubs" my friends and I would create.

      There were several... a model rocket club, a club that consisted of just us sneaking around inside the grade school during recess, when we were supposed to be outside, etc.

      But the one that tops them all had to be when I formed a club of neighborhood kids to combat the growing threat of hawks. lol

      EDIT: I went into more detail about it here. :)
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        • 1 year 3 months ago
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        Ghost of Vapor wrote:
        I laugh every time I think about some of the "clubs" my friends and I would create.

        There were several... a model rocket club, a club that consisted of just us sneaking around inside the grade school during recess, when we were supposed to be outside, etc.

        But the one that tops them all had to be when I formed a club of neighborhood kids to combat the growing threat of hawks. lol

        EDIT: I went into more detail about it here. :)


        Lol sounds like you had an awesome childhood. Haha hawks!? So random lol!
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          • 1 year 3 months ago
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          I have one that might be funny.

          When I was about 7 or 8 years old I used to live with my aunt and uncle. My uncle was too lazy at night to walk to the bathroom so he would take a leek this 7UP bottle and keep it in the closet until morning. One day that bottle some how wound up in the kitchen, that was a swig that I'll never forget!
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            • 1 year 3 months ago
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            I was around a lot of older kids in my neighborhood, who loved to lie to us because my friends and I were gullible. One kid told us that Canadians use maple leaves as currency and that's why they have the leaf on their flag. He also used a slight-of-hand trick to make it look like he could crack a large rock to pull out a smaller rock from inside.

            There were others, but they're a little NSFW-ish.
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              My cousin that use to babysit me told me that if I touched the electric fense I would gain super powers. I still to this day havn't gained a thing.

              We also use to go out really late at night looking for aliens in the sky and in the forrest. Pretty sure we seen one a couple of times, imagination of a child is wonderful :)

              one time in kindergarden we watched a movie called problem child. I don't remember if it was the original or a sequel but I remember there was a part in it where the problem child got upset because another person made a snarky remark at camp so he pee'd on the fire and put it out....the next day we were in school and i was REALLY into mmpower rangers and i had got a vhs tape about the green ranger being evil, can't remember which one it is but it had 2 episodes on it. i was so excited and happy and proud that my parents got this tape for me so when the teacher was looking for a movie to show the NEXT DAY! I said very proud "I HAVE A POWER RANGERS MOVIE!" everyone applauded me and got very excited almost as if i was a hero and i felt so proud and so i brought it in the next day. When the teacher put it in and one of the children seen it he said "I seen this one before it's the worst episode, it sucks!" my heart was crushed lol all the other kids followed in saying they hated the movie so at recess i hauled it out and pee'd all over him just like in problem child and then threw him down a hill :)
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                When I was 4 years old I saw my grandpa looking in the bathroom mirror. To my surprise, he took his teeth out! I had never seen anyone do that before.

                After grandpa went to bed, I stood there for a long time trying to get my own teeth out. I thought everyone could do that.
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                  • 1 year 2 months ago
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                  LOL! These stories are great. Sorry I've been away for a while. Ironically, the summer is one of the busiest times of the year for me. :?
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                    • 1 year 1 month ago
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                    When I was 8 my older cousins told me that real monsters come out on Halloween, and blend in with the people in costumes.
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                      I was working on a crafts project in school, and a fly had found its way into the room. It buzzed around peoples heads and made itself extremely annoying as flys do. Finally I absentmindedly waved my scissors at it in frustration. The scissors made a snip, and the buzzing stopped abruptly, as did most of the talking in the room. I saw my surprised gap jawed classmates :shock: then I looked down at my desk. The two parts of the fly had dropped on either side of the desk. cut cleanly in half. The teacher had been watching as well, and without missing a beat bowed deeply and said ala Kung Fu the series,.." Well done Grasshoppa' ".


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                        • 1 year 1 month ago
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                        This is funny. When I was about 7 (1993), I watched the Rocko's Modern Life episode "Power Trip". When Rocko had those red eyes, I screamed, shut the TV off, and ran to my room! I laugh about it now, but when I was young, I was scared to death.
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                          • 11 months 9 days ago
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                          Straydog wrote:
                          I was working on a crafts project in school, and a fly had found its way into the room. It buzzed around peoples heads and made itself extremely annoying as flys do. Finally I absentmindedly waved my scissors at it in frustration. The scissors made a snip, and the buzzing stopped abruptly, as did most of the talking in the room. I saw my surprised gap jawed classmates :shock: then I looked down at my desk. The two parts of the fly had dropped on either side of the desk. cut cleanly in half. The teacher had been watching as well, and without missing a beat bowed deeply and said ala Kung Fu the series,.." Well done Grasshoppa' ".


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                          Lol that's so cool!
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                            • 11 months 9 days ago
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                            Nickelodeoninthe90s wrote:
                            This is funny. When I was about 7 (1993), I watched the Rocko's Modern Life episode "Power Trip". When Rocko had those red eyes, I screamed, shut the TV off, and ran to my room! I laugh about it now, but when I was young, I was scared to death.


                            Lol I always found that show sort of weird in a creepy way at times too.
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                              • 11 months 9 days ago
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                              pikachulover wrote:
                              When I was 8 my older cousins told me that real monsters come out on Halloween, and blend in with the people in costumes.


                              Lol, and I assume you believed them?
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                                NinjaGirly13 wrote:
                                pikachulover wrote:
                                When I was 8 my older cousins told me that real monsters come out on Halloween, and blend in with the people in costumes.


                                Lol, and I assume you believed them?


                                I did back then. I was a very gullible child.
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                                  bklynbren wrote:
                                  I have one that might be funny.

                                  When I was about 7 or 8 years old I used to live with my aunt and uncle. My uncle was too lazy at night to walk to the bathroom so he would take a leek this 7UP bottle and keep it in the closet until morning. One day that bottle some how wound up in the kitchen, that was a swig that I'll never forget!


                                  What the heck?! ROFL. :shock: Did you like it and go back for more? :lol:
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                                    eddstarr88 wrote:
                                    When I was 4 years old I saw my grandpa looking in the bathroom mirror. To my surprise, he took his teeth out! I had never seen anyone do that before.

                                    After grandpa went to bed, I stood there for a long time trying to get my own teeth out. I thought everyone could do that.


                                    What many adults don't realize is that children are impressionable and look at them and their behavior and adults really need to monitor their behavior around children. So much of human behavior is baffling even for a grownup let alone a child growing up.
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                                      RomanBlade86 wrote:
                                      bklynbren wrote:
                                      I have one that might be funny.

                                      When I was about 7 or 8 years old I used to live with my aunt and uncle. My uncle was too lazy at night to walk to the bathroom so he would take a leek this 7UP bottle and keep it in the closet until morning. One day that bottle some how wound up in the kitchen, that was a swig that I'll never forget!


                                      What the heck?! ROFL. :shock: Did you like it and go back for more? :lol:


                                      lol, it was horrible!
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                                        • 11 months 8 days ago
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                                        bklynbren wrote:
                                        RomanBlade86 wrote:
                                        bklynbren wrote:
                                        I have one that might be funny.

                                        When I was about 7 or 8 years old I used to live with my aunt and uncle. My uncle was too lazy at night to walk to the bathroom so he would take a leek this 7UP bottle and keep it in the closet until morning. One day that bottle some how wound up in the kitchen, that was a swig that I'll never forget!


                                        What the heck?! ROFL. :shock: Did you like it and go back for more? :lol:


                                        lol, it was horrible!


                                        You mean old urine isn't like fine wine that it gets better with time? :lol:
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                                          • 11 months 8 days ago
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                                          RomanBlade86 wrote:
                                          bklynbren wrote:
                                          RomanBlade86 wrote:
                                          bklynbren wrote:
                                          I have one that might be funny.

                                          When I was about 7 or 8 years old I used to live with my aunt and uncle. My uncle was too lazy at night to walk to the bathroom so he would take a leek this 7UP bottle and keep it in the closet until morning. One day that bottle some how wound up in the kitchen, that was a swig that I'll never forget!


                                          What the heck?! ROFL. :shock: Did you like it and go back for more? :lol:


                                          lol, it was horrible!


                                          You mean old urine isn't like fine wine that it gets better with time? :lol:


                                          Yeah, it gets flat and looses all it's fiz.
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