Derk wrote:
I was in a self-inflicted one when I was five.
I had been staying at my aunt's all day and was more than ready to go home and play my new NES. When my mom finally picked me up, I find out that she needs to make a stop at my grandmother's place on the way in. Naturally, I wasn't happy with this. So when we got there and I could sneak out, I went to the car and attempted to drive myself home. Of course, I didn't have a clue what I was doing, so I ended up plowing into a tree. Besides some bruises and soreness the next day, I wasn't hurt.
I never did get to play the NES that day. Tragic.