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    vkimo wrote:
    bklynbren wrote:
    vkimo wrote:
    OK, I'm letting you slide on this one....but another horrible joke like that and it's lights out!


    You can take them lights and shove'm up your a$$, then it'll be "lights out!"


    Ok, that was better.


    Good, I hate to disappoint.
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      bklynbren wrote:
      Dyzfunk7ional wrote:
      Mmh well call him what you want. But you will shit your pants when that 6'4 greaseball with a 7th degree Dan in Aikido comes right at you.


      You might be scared shitless, but not me. I've had plenty of dirtbags with deadlier weapons than 7th ding dan karate try to kill me but i'm still here typing. I wish Van Damme would have kicked his a$$ a few years back at some party where I heard they had words. I think it was at Stallone's house.


      I can just imagine the coat check at that party, probably enough weaponry to support a small west African revolt.
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        Does anyone here like Chuck Norris movies?
        There is a battle between two wolves inside us all.

        One is evil and the other one is good. Which wolf will win? The one you feed the most.

        http://unbelievableyou.com/a-native-american-cherokee-story-two-wolves/
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              • 1 year 9 months ago
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              bklynbren wrote:
              Dyzfunk7ional wrote:
              Mmh well call him what you want. But you will shit your pants when that 6'4 greaseball with a 7th degree Dan in Aikido comes right at you.


              You might be scared shitless, but not me. I've had plenty of dirtbags with deadlier weapons than 7th ding dan karate try to kill me but i'm still here typing. I wish Van Damme would have kicked his a$$ a few years back at some party where I heard they had words. I think it was at Stallone's house.


              Yah bringing weapons to a fistfight. You so brave I can tell. Make sure you don't aim right at him without shooting otherwise he probably will shove all your weapons up your ass while putting you inside the dirtbag with Van Damme. And a dash of coke to make the mix just right.
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                • 1 year 9 months ago
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                Dyzfunk7ional wrote:
                bklynbren wrote:
                Dyzfunk7ional wrote:
                Mmh well call him what you want. But you will shit your pants when that 6'4 greaseball with a 7th degree Dan in Aikido comes right at you.


                You might be scared shitless, but not me. I've had plenty of dirtbags with deadlier weapons than 7th ding dan karate try to kill me but i'm still here typing. I wish Van Damme would have kicked his a$$ a few years back at some party where I heard they had words. I think it was at Stallone's house.


                Yah bringing weapons to a fistfight. You so brave I can tell. Make sure you don't aim right at him without shooting otherwise he probably will shove all your weapons up your ass while putting you inside the dirtbag with Van Damme. And a dash of coke to make the mix just right.


                LOL, you know, I came to work today so I could get ahead on next week’s projects, and to my surprise I find you talking crap; though the crap talking is not the surprising part, rather it's the fact that you took the time to write this during a holiday weekend! My heart is filled with pity for you :cry: because you had nothing better to do, and although I can never really know this for sure, you are most likely a pathetic Loser, yes with a capital L.

                Now on the topic of Steven (douche bag) Seagal, I apologize if I have offended you with my comments about him, I didn't realize how madly in love you are with the man. Maybe if you send him enough fan letters, he'll invite you to his dojo/spaghetti factory where you can then "EXPRESS" your love, and if you're lucky, maybe he'll extend a 7 Dan Aikido reach around that would definitely "make the mix just right".

                O.K., well it's been fun but I got to get back to work now, so enjoy your weekend.
                Ciao
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                  bklynbren wrote:
                  Dyzfunk7ional wrote:
                  bklynbren wrote:
                  Dyzfunk7ional wrote:
                  Mmh well call him what you want. But you will shit your pants when that 6'4 greaseball with a 7th degree Dan in Aikido comes right at you.


                  You might be scared shitless, but not me. I've had plenty of dirtbags with deadlier weapons than 7th ding dan karate try to kill me but i'm still here typing. I wish Van Damme would have kicked his a$$ a few years back at some party where I heard they had words. I think it was at Stallone's house.


                  Yah bringing weapons to a fistfight. You so brave I can tell. Make sure you don't aim right at him without shooting otherwise he probably will shove all your weapons up your ass while putting you inside the dirtbag with Van Damme. And a dash of coke to make the mix just right.


                  LOL, you know, I came to work today so I could get ahead on next week’s projects, and to my surprise I find you talking crap; though the crap talking is not the surprising part, rather it's the fact that you took the time to write this during a holiday weekend! My heart is filled with pity for you :cry: because you had nothing better to do, and although I can never really know this for sure, you are most likely a pathetic Loser, yes with a capital L.

                  Now on the topic of Steven (douche bag) Seagal, I apologize if I have offended you with my comments about him, I didn't realize how madly in love you are with the man. Maybe if you send him enough fan letters, he'll invite you to his dojo/spaghetti factory where you can then "EXPRESS" your love, and if you're lucky, maybe he'll extend a 7 Dan Aikido reach around that would definitely "make the mix just right".

                  O.K., well it's been fun but I got to get back to work now, so enjoy your weekend.
                  Ciao


                  ahHA talking about taking time to write on a weekend. Two paragraphs of pure crapfest. I could care less about you and any action star. I defend the fact about Aikido which I practiced for 9 years. Anyhow have fun at work twatface.
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                    You ladies better settle down before I get Tom Berenger in here!
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                      vkimo wrote:
                      You ladies better settle down before I get Tom Berenger in here!


                      LOL He's my mom's favorite!
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                        Dyzfunk7ional wrote:
                        bklynbren wrote:
                        Dyzfunk7ional wrote:
                        bklynbren wrote:
                        Dyzfunk7ional wrote:
                        Mmh well call him what you want. But you will shit your pants when that 6'4 greaseball with a 7th degree Dan in Aikido comes right at you.


                        You might be scared shitless, but not me. I've had plenty of dirtbags with deadlier weapons than 7th ding dan karate try to kill me but i'm still here typing. I wish Van Damme would have kicked his a$$ a few years back at some party where I heard they had words. I think it was at Stallone's house.


                        Yah bringing weapons to a fistfight. You so brave I can tell. Make sure you don't aim right at him without shooting otherwise he probably will shove all your weapons up your ass while putting you inside the dirtbag with Van Damme. And a dash of coke to make the mix just right.


                        LOL, you know, I came to work today so I could get ahead on next week’s projects, and to my surprise I find you talking crap; though the crap talking is not the surprising part, rather it's the fact that you took the time to write this during a holiday weekend! My heart is filled with pity for you :cry: because you had nothing better to do, and although I can never really know this for sure, you are most likely a pathetic Loser, yes with a capital L.

                        Now on the topic of Steven (douche bag) Seagal, I apologize if I have offended you with my comments about him, I didn't realize how madly in love you are with the man. Maybe if you send him enough fan letters, he'll invite you to his dojo/spaghetti factory where you can then "EXPRESS" your love, and if you're lucky, maybe he'll extend a 7 Dan Aikido reach around that would definitely "make the mix just right".

                        O.K., well it's been fun but I got to get back to work now, so enjoy your weekend.
                        Ciao


                        ahHA talking about taking time to write on a weekend. Two paragraphs of pure crapfest. I could care less about you and any action star. I defend the fact about Aikido which I practiced for 9 years. Anyhow have fun at work twatface.


                        Lmao, you are hilarious. Well it seems that two paragraphs is enough to make your G.E.D quiver, fortunate for me it's like breathing, so I'll keep this short and save you the trouble of sounding out all those tricky words. 9 years aikido, I’m impressed; not about the Aikido, but that I guessed correctly, you are a loser. You’re probably the only grown-up in that class, besides the teacher, lol. Do you have a Seagal poster on your wall? Do you talk to it? Does it talk back? Lol, just wondering. Lastly, you called me "twatface", maybe if you had more twat in your face you wouldn't be worried about forum chat on a Saturday.

                        Word of advice, chicks don't dig the Gi. It may be cool for kids, but for a grown-up it's just sad and pathetic.

                        Well I hope this helps, take care now.
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                          ^ Bah quit barfing words. You must be a soccer-mom.
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                            I've just lost interest in this thread.
                            There is a battle between two wolves inside us all.

                            One is evil and the other one is good. Which wolf will win? The one you feed the most.

                            http://unbelievableyou.com/a-native-american-cherokee-story-two-wolves/
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                              Dyzfunk7ional wrote:
                              ^ Bah quit barfing words. You must be a soccer-mom.


                              Fine, whatever...
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                                  thecrow174 wrote:
                                  Does anyone here like Chuck Norris movies?


                                  I haven't watched a ton of his movies, but Invasion USA is a fun movie.
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                                    Derk wrote:
                                    thecrow174 wrote:
                                    Does anyone here like Chuck Norris movies?


                                    I haven't watched a ton of his movies, but Invasion USA is a fun movie.

                                    Lone Wolf McQuade is a good one.
                                    There is a battle between two wolves inside us all.

                                    One is evil and the other one is good. Which wolf will win? The one you feed the most.

                                    http://unbelievableyou.com/a-native-american-cherokee-story-two-wolves/
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                                      -internet tough guy
                                      -I pity you
                                      -gotta go do important stuff now, laterz

                                      I think we hit a trifecta here!
                                      tangspot2 wrote:
                                      Mrs. stake you say some nasty on my threads. Dirty bitch
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                                        thecrow174 wrote:
                                        Derk wrote:
                                        thecrow174 wrote:
                                        Does anyone here like Chuck Norris movies?


                                        I haven't watched a ton of his movies, but Invasion USA is a fun movie.

                                        Lone Wolf McQuade is a good one.


                                        I've yet to see that one, but I've heard nothing but good things about it. I need to track it down and check it out.
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                                          I'm watching Transporter right now and it GREAT! Jason Statham is an amazing action movie star!
                                          There is a battle between two wolves inside us all.

                                          One is evil and the other one is good. Which wolf will win? The one you feed the most.

                                          http://unbelievableyou.com/a-native-american-cherokee-story-two-wolves/
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