I bought a box full of vhs tapes of 80s recorded tv. Which I wanted so badly. I bough it back at the end of September. And guess what, still not here

Ironic though, it was being shipped from florida and it made it to washington, but then managed to get lost in a city about 20 minutes from me.

I've gone to such lengths to track this box down, its insane. I swear the people at the post office are going to start recognizing my voice. I've finally decided to send in a "lost item" form, apparently it might be in minnesota, where all the dead mail goes. Sad how dedicated I am to find this isn't it?