• System
    • 4 years 5 months ago
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    		 http://gofanboy.com/go-fanboy-news/2953-jessica-simpson-to-play-samus-aran-in-upcoming-metroid-movie

    Theres a silent scream you can't hear right now. Only dogs can. Words cannot express my rage right now.
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    • Shazbot
      • 4 years 5 months ago
      • Posts: 2882
      		 LOL.

      A Metroid movie? What for?
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      • jrs1991
        • 4 years 5 months ago
        • Posts: 1579
        		 never again.
        Rest In Peace, Sunshine, 2002 - 7/21/2011. The best dog ever.
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        • DMoney89
          • 4 years 5 months ago
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          		 This HAS to be a huge practical joke. As proud and guarded as Nitendo is with its characters mingling with Hollywood (considering what happened with Super Mario Bros.), there's NO WAY in hell anyone at Nitendo signed off on this.
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          • Otown407Soldier
            • 4 years 5 months ago
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            		 You'd really think that no company would give Uwe the right to do a movie based on his track record.

            Well the apocolypse has started.
            ::Puts shotgun in mouth and ends it now::
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            • Hazer_Synn
              • 4 years 5 months ago
              • Posts: 587
              		 good god I hope this isn't real....you can't even begin to imagine how horrible this will be. And look what he did with Postal, god I hope if this does happen Boll doesn't have full creative control
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              • Sense of Self
                • 4 years 5 months ago
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                		 heh lol I think this is hilarious, its probably gonna be one of those films that are so bad its good like Plan 9 or Devils Rejects.
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                • liukangx
                  • 4 years 5 months ago
                  • Posts: 3919
                  DMoney89 wrote:
                  This HAS to be a huge practical joke. As proud and guarded as Nitendo is with its characters mingling with Hollywood (considering what happen with Super Mario Bros.), there's NO WAY in hell anyone at Nitendo signed off on this.


                  This.

                  Plus I liked Mario bros...


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                  • Dyzfunk7ional
                    • 4 years 5 months ago
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                    • VHSer
                      • 4 years 5 months ago
                      • Posts: 611
                      		 Jessica Simpson couldn't even play Daisy Duke. What makes anyone think that she can play Samus ? Isn't Samus supposed to be, I don't know, sexy ?
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                      • Old_school_JJ
                        • 4 years 5 months ago
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                        		 Guess we have to get ready for another crappy summer movie.
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                        • tbondrage99
                          • 4 years 5 months ago
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                          		 Hahahaha!!! This is hilarious why are you people so worried about something that will NEVER happen! This is a load of crap and unless you haven't noticed the words "rumor" popped up in that article what? A dozen times maybe? This was just done by someone trying to cause Nintendo fanboys to have heart attacks. This isn't happening. Period. Stop worrying about it.


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                          • ricolatino21
                            • 4 years 5 months ago
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                            		 This has gots to be a very late April Fool's joke.
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                            • fistoflegend
                              • 4 years 5 months ago
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                              		 Can't see that happening if nintendo wants a good film.
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                              • bamfingnightcrawler
                                • 4 years 4 months ago
                                • Posts: 739
                                		 There was a time where Uwe Boll had the rights to Metroid but Nintendo took the rights back. The news story is fake.
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