Thread: Fail Toys

    • 6 years 5 months ago
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    http://www.youtube.com/user/JeepersMedia

    I just discovered this today, theyre pretty funny and enjoyable to watch,though he mentions too much of the obvious at times.

    Hello Kitty sushi:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3Su35CbA-c

    Bobbing Mickey mouse and pluto:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AOe-ngqsOk

    Spongebob Thermometer:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho3RrpbPbTc&feature=related
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      • 6 years 3 months ago
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      Yeah I like Mike Mozart's videos. He has a ton of them and the man really knows he's toys. He answered a question for me on a Maggie Simpson doll I bought.

      Some of those toys are funny and creepy, but Mike really knows he's stuff.
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        • 6 years 3 months ago
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        Have you seen the Recalled Teletubby Po one?

        It says 'Faggot faggot, faggot faggot, faggot faggot. Bite my butt. Big hug!'
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          • 6 years 1 month ago
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          Oh God the Pluto one was hilarious.
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            • 6 years 1 month ago
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            I saw lots of his videos. The mickey Butt Cam was pretty funny, as was all of the others.

            My friend had gotten this weird toy from a Japanese friend of his when he was little. It has buttons, and I guess it's saying letters of the alphabet or how to pronounce things. I was at his house one day a few months back and I was able to make it say "f*ck you" and "Nazi" and "no sh!t" and stuff like that. It was pretty strange.
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              • 6 years 1 month ago
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              Quote by ChowTimer
              I saw lots of his videos. The mickey Butt Cam was pretty funny, as was all of the others.

              My friend had gotten this weird toy from a Japanese friend of his when he was little. It has buttons, and I guess it's saying letters of the alphabet or how to pronounce things. I was at his house one day a few months back and I was able to make it say "f*ck you" and "Nazi" and "no sh!t" and stuff like that. It was pretty strange.

              Sounds like a Gordon Ramsay speak n' say.
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                • 6 years 1 month ago
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                And the winner is...

                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO2OocOVcJo
                You dont know them but they do!!

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                  • 6 years 1 month ago
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                  Quote by Old_school_JJ
                  Yeah I like Mike Mozart's videos. He has a ton of them and the man really knows he's toys. He answered a question for me on a Maggie Simpson doll I bought.

                  Some of those toys are funny and creepy, but Mike really knows he's stuff.


                  That's easy for you to say, My sister used to have a Maggie Simpson doll and I would usually run around with it. I even undressed her by removing her clothing and make fun of her when the doll was naked. That was funny.

                  There's even a distinctive characteristic on the doll which I now have: It's missing a finger, and an arm.

                  Did the Maggie doll you bought look like the Maggie that my sister have and that I now have?
                    • 6 years 1 month ago
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                    Quote by areyouakegger
                    Have you seen the Recalled Teletubby Po one?

                    It says 'Faggot faggot, faggot faggot, faggot faggot. Bite my butt. Big hug!'


                    My sister still has her Po doll and that's what I always thought she said on the show, and what the doll would say when you pressed her tummy. I still have my Laa-Laa one, and she doesn't say that. Instead, she says "Laa-laa-li-la-li-la-li-laa!! Laa-laa-laa-laa-li-la-li-la-li-laa!! Big hug!"
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                      • 6 years 1 month ago
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                      Quote by nalydbokaj
                      Quote by Old_school_JJ
                      Yeah I like Mike Mozart's videos. He has a ton of them and the man really knows he's toys. He answered a question for me on a Maggie Simpson doll I bought.

                      Some of those toys are funny and creepy, but Mike really knows he's stuff.


                      That's easy for you to say, My sister used to have a Maggie Simpson doll and I would usually run around with it. I even undressed her by removing her clothing and make fun of her when the doll was naked. That was funny.

                      There's even a distinctive characteristic on the doll which I now have: It's missing a finger, and an arm.

                      Did the Maggie doll you bought look like the Maggie that my sister have and that I now have?


                      The Maggie Simpson doll I bought was from the early 90s but still in it's package. I found it for only 5 bucks at some small business, flea market like, you know. The one I have has a package that from what I understand it cause a bit of a stir cause the package had the words "Suck, Suck" on the side of it. It also has one of those suction cups on her mouth, to stick to windows and stuff.
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                        • 6 years 20 days ago
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                        I'm surprised nobody posted about the E.T. Finger and The Lion King book.

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                          • 6 years 19 days ago
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                          Quote by copper30
                          I'm surprised nobody posted about the E.T. Finger and The Lion King book.

                          "Asante Sana Squashed Banana up your ass!"


                          I was NEVER able to hear that in that Lion King book.
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                            • 6 years 18 days ago
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                            It never worked as I though it would. I ended up using it as a bionic hand-weapon to play outside.
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                              • 4 years 9 months ago
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                              I used to watch these videos but,not anymore.
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                                • 4 years 8 months ago
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                                I'd like to see what Mike Mozart makes of the Pokemon Monopoly (generation 1) with color playing tokens:

                                Mewtwo looks like he's "expecting"!
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                                  • 4 years 8 months ago
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                                  Speaking of Mike Mozart,remember the Spongebob rectal thermometer. That was a disturbing sight to see.
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