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knuclear200x 4 years 10 months ago Posts: 5947 Account Disabled	http://www.youtube.com/user/JeepersMedia I just discovered this today, theyre pretty funny and enjoyable to watch,though he mentions too much of the obvious at times. Hello Kitty sushi: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3Su35CbA-c Bobbing Mickey mouse and pluto: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AOe-ngqsOk Spongebob Thermometer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho3RrpbPbTc&feature=related

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Old_school_JJ 4 years 8 months ago Posts: 1192	Yeah I like Mike Mozart's videos. He has a ton of them and the man really knows he's toys. He answered a question for me on a Maggie Simpson doll I bought. Some of those toys are funny and creepy, but Mike really knows he's stuff.
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areyouakegger 4 years 8 months ago Posts: 627	Have you seen the Recalled Teletubby Po one? It says 'Faggot faggot, faggot faggot, faggot faggot. Bite my butt. Big hug!'
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minimaster58
4 years 7 months ago
Posts: 411
Oh God the Pluto one was hilarious.
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ChowTimer 4 years 7 months ago Posts: 125	I saw lots of his videos. The mickey Butt Cam was pretty funny, as was all of the others. My friend had gotten this weird toy from a Japanese friend of his when he was little. It has buttons, and I guess it's saying letters of the alphabet or how to pronounce things. I was at his house one day a few months back and I was able to make it say "f*ck you" and "Nazi" and "no sh!t" and stuff like that. It was pretty strange.
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minimaster58 4 years 7 months ago Posts: 411	ChowTimer wrote: I saw lots of his videos. The mickey Butt Cam was pretty funny, as was all of the others. My friend had gotten this weird toy from a Japanese friend of his when he was little. It has buttons, and I guess it's saying letters of the alphabet or how to pronounce things. I was at his house one day a few months back and I was able to make it say "f*ck you" and "Nazi" and "no sh!t" and stuff like that. It was pretty strange. Sounds like a Gordon Ramsay speak n' say.
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Kriller 4 years 7 months ago Posts: 567	And the winner is... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO2OocOVcJo
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nalydbokaj 4 years 6 months ago Posts: 370 Globally Banned	Old_school_JJ wrote: Yeah I like Mike Mozart's videos. He has a ton of them and the man really knows he's toys. He answered a question for me on a Maggie Simpson doll I bought. Some of those toys are funny and creepy, but Mike really knows he's stuff. That's easy for you to say, My sister used to have a Maggie Simpson doll and I would usually run around with it. I even undressed her by removing her clothing and make fun of her when the doll was naked. That was funny. There's even a distinctive characteristic on the doll which I now have: It's missing a finger, and an arm. Did the Maggie doll you bought look like the Maggie that my sister have and that I now have?

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nalydbokaj 4 years 6 months ago Posts: 370 Globally Banned	areyouakegger wrote: Have you seen the Recalled Teletubby Po one? It says 'Faggot faggot, faggot faggot, faggot faggot. Bite my butt. Big hug!' My sister still has her Po doll and that's what I always thought she said on the show, and what the doll would say when you pressed her tummy. I still have my Laa-Laa one, and she doesn't say that. Instead, she says "Laa-laa-li-la-li-la-li-laa!! Laa-laa-laa-laa-li-la-li-la-li-laa!! Big hug!"

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Old_school_JJ 4 years 6 months ago Posts: 1192	nalydbokaj wrote: Old_school_JJ wrote: Yeah I like Mike Mozart's videos. He has a ton of them and the man really knows he's toys. He answered a question for me on a Maggie Simpson doll I bought. Some of those toys are funny and creepy, but Mike really knows he's stuff. That's easy for you to say, My sister used to have a Maggie Simpson doll and I would usually run around with it. I even undressed her by removing her clothing and make fun of her when the doll was naked. That was funny. There's even a distinctive characteristic on the doll which I now have: It's missing a finger, and an arm. Did the Maggie doll you bought look like the Maggie that my sister have and that I now have? The Maggie Simpson doll I bought was from the early 90s but still in it's package. I found it for only 5 bucks at some small business, flea market like, you know. The one I have has a package that from what I understand it cause a bit of a stir cause the package had the words "Suck, Suck" on the side of it. It also has one of those suction cups on her mouth, to stick to windows and stuff.
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copper30 4 years 5 months ago Posts: 788	I'm surprised nobody posted about the E.T. Finger and The Lion King book. "Asante Sana Squashed Banana up your ass!"

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Old_school_JJ 4 years 5 months ago Posts: 1192	copper30 wrote: I'm surprised nobody posted about the E.T. Finger and The Lion King book. "Asante Sana Squashed Banana up your ass!" I was NEVER able to hear that in that Lion King book.
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Dyzfunk7ional
4 years 5 months ago
Posts: 3942

It never worked as I though it would. I ended up using it as a bionic hand-weapon to play outside.
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AtlantaCommercials 3 years 2 months ago Posts: 1244	I used to watch these videos but,not anymore.
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rirotostichi 3 years 2 months ago Posts: 1842	I'd like to see what Mike Mozart makes of the Pokemon Monopoly (generation 1) with color playing tokens: Mewtwo looks like he's "expecting"!
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AtlantaCommercials 3 years 2 months ago Posts: 1244	Speaking of Mike Mozart,remember the Spongebob rectal thermometer. That was a disturbing sight to see.
	Ed:An Apple A Day Keeps The Bus Driver Away! Check out my Youtube page.Full of classic commercials from the 80s,90s,and 00s. http://www.youtube.com/user/AtlantaCommercials96/videos
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