It goes something like this: Once there was a lady who bought a house, and she decided to give it a name, she didn't know what to name it until some guy screams "YOU'RE A HAIRY BUTT!!!" so the lady says, "I know! I'll name it: The Hairy Butt!" Then one day, the lady got a cat, she didn't know what to name the cat until she hears a noise along the lines of a "crack", so she says, "I know! I'll name you Crack!" But then one day, Crack got lost, so she goes to the Police and says, "I looked all over my hairy butt, but I couldn't find my Crack."
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