• System
    • 8 years 10 months ago
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    		 I am doing a roast for one of my friends. I need to know if this song is really funny enough to play for him. If anyone can think of rhymes that would go with this song I would really appriciate it

    and kris'll make love to a nasty ol' stipper
    and even shamu if he had feet, not fippers.
    Cause Kris is a horny ol' bastard ya see...
    he'll even come up and start humpin your knee.

    Now theres no remedy for kris, ya know.
    Except maybe a 5 dollar suckie and blow.
    Kris spends most of his time alone,
    its not that hes a loner he just likes porn ya know.

    and kris'll make love to a nasty ol' stipper
    and even shamu if he had feet, not fippers.
    Cause Kris is a horny ol' bastard ya see...
    he'll even come up and start humpin your knee.

    (****This verse is giving me problems. Particulatly the "But when hes alone now more and more He pleasures himself from his hand, the whore. Anyone know anything better for this verse?)
    Now kris is not that bad, really you see.
    dont let me exacerbate him humpin my knee.
    But when hes alone now more and more
    He pleasures himself from his hand, the whore

    and kris'll make love to a nasty ol' stipper
    and even shamu if he had feet, not fippers.
    Cause Kris is a horny ol' bastard ya see...
    he'll even come up and start humpin your knee.

    When poor little kris gets himself all horny..
    hes forced to look at all kinds of porney.
    His mama better not find out ya know,
    or else he might get some heavy blows.

    and kris'll make love to a nasty ol' stipper
    and even shamu if he had feet, not fippers.
    Cause Kris is a horny ol' bastard ya see...
    he'll even come up and start humpin your knee.


    EDIT: There is far too much adult content in this to not have the ADULT tag on it. For now I'll leave this open with the tag, but keep the rules in mind.
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    • TheNewMinistry
      • 8 years 10 months ago
      • Posts: 304
      wrote:
      Now kris is not that bad, really you see.
      dont let me exacerbate him humpin my knee.
      But when hes alone now more and more
      He pleasures himself from his hand, the whore


      It's like a Kanye West song, with the random misplaced word thrown in to make it sound intelligent.

      Seriously - this is bad.
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      • System
        • 8 years 10 months ago
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        		 yeah well you didnt offer any help. I asked for help on that verse! And yes.. he does actually hump peoples knees. He did it to 3 girls on his floor in the dorm.
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        • TheNewMinistry
          • 8 years 10 months ago
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          PunkButt wrote:
          yeah well you didnt offer any help. I asked for help on that verse! And yes.. he does actually hump peoples knees. He did it to 3 girls on his floor in the dorm.


          What college do you go to in Buffalo?
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          • System
            • 8 years 10 months ago
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            		 This happened at North Central College in Naperville, Illinois. Right now I go to a community college.
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            • TheNewMinistry
              • 8 years 10 months ago
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              PunkButt wrote:
              This happened at North Central College in Naperville, Illinois. Right now I go to a community college.


              ECC?
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              • System
                • 8 years 10 months ago
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                		 Yeah! South.
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                • System
                  • 8 years 10 months ago
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                  		 Where do you go to?
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                  • TheNewMinistry
                    • 8 years 10 months ago
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                    		 I'm 15 minutes away from you.

                    Are you from the area originally?
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                    • System
                      • 8 years 10 months ago
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                      		 Yeah. I am actually raised in the area with two big prisons in the southernteir.. hahah bet you know where that is.. I went to NCC for a year, got kicked out, came home and am taking tons of courses and then reapplying to NCC to gradate out of it. I am actually graduating a year early.
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                      • TheNewMinistry
                        • 8 years 10 months ago
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                        		 Ah, cool. Good luck with that.
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                        • System
                          • 8 years 10 months ago
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                          		 Whats your major?
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                          • TheNewMinistry
                            • 8 years 10 months ago
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                            		 History - it's pretty much law school or bust with that degree. I'm a junior.

                            Yourself?
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                            • System
                              • 8 years 10 months ago
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                              		 kinda a sophomore/junior.. I have enough credits to be one since I am graduating early.
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                              • brown_eyed1
                                • 8 years 10 months ago
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                                		 Woah, there's a whole conversation going on here. . . :)
                                Cookie!!! OM NOM NOM!
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                                • Byrd man
                                  • 8 years 10 months ago
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                                  		 Go ahead and make this an IM convo, and also Punkbutt remember to use the ADULT heading please :D
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