Thread: Worst things you got in your halloween bag?

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    • 5 years 3 months ago
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    I got an opened package of candy, I can't remember the name specifically, that my dad had to throw away and I was really upset because my brother got a package of candy in his treat bag and I didn't.
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      • 5 years 3 months ago
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      Quote by atticusfinch
      nothing bad in my bag except the occasional piece that was already opened. what was bad was there was this one old guy that would ask to take pictures of you in your costume o_O


      Did he offer a free sitting on the lap...?
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        • 5 years 3 months ago
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        Quote by Dyzfunk7ional
        Quote by atticusfinch
        nothing bad in my bag except the occasional piece that was already opened. what was bad was there was this one old guy that would ask to take pictures of you in your costume o_O


        Did he offer a free sitting on the lap...?
        No, he offered free naps
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          • 5 years 3 months ago
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          Quote by atticusfinch
          it scares me that he has albums of pictures of children in costume. people let him!
          Yeah, you should see if he's a registered Offender. You never know, I was shocked to find out there was one living like a block away from me
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            • 5 years 3 months ago
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            Mixed vegetables and raisins
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              • 5 years 3 months ago
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              Quote by atticusfinch
              i don't think he's a sex offender. i honestly think he's just a lonely old man who doesn't understand how creepy he is.
              He sounds like the old perverted man on family guy
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                • 5 years 3 months ago
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                Origami.

                At the time I didn't know what it was, I saw all these different paper shapes in a basket that I can choose, I picked up a paper shaped box thinking there was hidden candy inside it. When I got home and opened it there was nothing, thinking back on it in the future and remembering the different shapes I came to realize it was origami.
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                  An F. Seriously.
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                    • 5 years 3 months ago
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                    ^What?
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                      • 5 years 3 months ago
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                      Quote by RetroxBunny
                      ^What?


                      One year when I used to go Trick or Treating, my Mom decided to take me to a neighborhood I haven't done before. The very first house I knocked on turned out to be the home of my old Math Teacher. Sadly he only had his front porch light on so he can see when he takes out the trash. So he didn't have any candy, but he said it's good I stopped by cause he just finished grading my class' Homework. He gave me my paper, said "Good night" and closed the door. In the end, I got an F and my Mom laughed about it.
                        • 5 years 3 months ago
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                        Quote by atticusfinch
                        because it's fucking hilarious


                        I didn't find it funny then, I was bummed cause I really worked hard on that Particular Homework. But now, I just laugh at it. It was so random!
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                          • 5 years 3 months ago
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                          I never got anything poisonous or the cliche razor-blade in an apple from the freak who hated kids but I never really cared for Smarties. It was like someone sliced up chalk, sugar coated it, and wrapped it up. It still is.
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                            • 5 years 3 months ago
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                            Quote by somedude_V3
                            Quote by RetroxBunny
                            ^What?


                            One year when I used to go Trick or Treating, my Mom decided to take me to a neighborhood I haven't done before. The very first house I knocked on turned out to be the home of my old Math Teacher. Sadly he only had his front porch light on so he can see when he takes out the trash. So he didn't have any candy, but he said it's good I stopped by cause he just finished grading my class' Homework. He gave me my paper, said "Good night" and closed the door. In the end, I got an F and my Mom laughed about it.


                            LMAO. That was utterly random!
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                              Quote by somedude_V3
                              Quote by RetroxBunny
                              ^What?


                              One year when I used to go Trick or Treating, my Mom decided to take me to a neighborhood I haven't done before. The very first house I knocked on turned out to be the home of my old Math Teacher. Sadly he only had his front porch light on so he can see when he takes out the trash. So he didn't have any candy, but he said it's good I stopped by cause he just finished grading my class' Homework. He gave me my paper, said "Good night" and closed the door. In the end, I got an F and my Mom laughed about it.


                              Haha! That reminds me of my friend's sleepover party. We had no idea our 8th grade Math teacher lived a few blocks away. He screamed at us out the car window while we were taking a walk. Something about doing our homework. He was a hilarious guy.
                                • 5 years 29 days ago
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                                I really can't tell you to be honest after my sisters and I came home with our bags full of candy my parents would take our candy and sort through it and anything that wasn't wrapped was thrown out. I guess the worst things would have to be the non-edible stuff like pencils, eraser, toothbrushes, stickers, tattoos, play-doh.
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                                  • 5 years 29 days ago
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                                  Those psycho religious comic books. (My kids got them anyway)
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                                    • 5 years 29 days ago
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                                    *black and orange taffy
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                                      • 4 years 11 months ago
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                                      Pennies. Even in 1994, they weren't worth a damn thing.
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                                        Quote by MJMcAllister
                                        Pennies. Even in 1994, they weren't worth a damn thing.


                                        what the hell? that just astounds me
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                                          • 3 years 6 months ago
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                                          Quote by Robert
                                          Those psycho religious comic books. (My kids got them anyway)

                                          Oh,you mean Chick Tracts? They're so great..for me to laugh at.
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