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Lavitz 4 years 2 months ago Posts: 227	Those damn popcorn balls... Not even buttery. Tastes like a damn ricecake..
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gaijinninja 4 years 2 months ago Posts: 39	When I was six I found a wrapped condom in my candy bag, I have no idea who actually handed it out to me. When I got home from trick-or-treating I was going through my stash and found this strange square rapper that looked different than any other candy I had ever gotten before. As I examined it more closely, I realized I had never heard Trojan candies so I opened it up to take a closer look. When I pulled it out of it's packaging it didn't look like any candy I had seen before. I thought it might have been like Wax Lips so I put the thing in my mouth to taste it. Luckily it was the dry kind without the special 'spermacidal cream filling' and I quickly realized it wasn't candy at all... but a balloon with a really large air valve! I blew it up a few times but since I couldn't tie knots yet it didn't hold air very well. After I shot it across my room a few times I stretched the opening around the top of my head and started running around the whole house pretending I was a rooster. When my mom saw what I was doing she stopped me in my tracks and said, "Dang it son! How many times have I told you not to play in my dresser drawers!" True story (I actually had deleted this post because I showed it to my Mom and she got mad at me, but I received a profile comment and a PM by people who thought it was really funny so I decided to re posted it. Sorry Mom.)

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Barbarax
4 years 2 months ago
Posts: 61
Globally Banned
A small bottle of tootpaste
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Barbarax
4 years 2 months ago
Posts: 61
Globally Banned
"Toothpaste" I meant
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DirtyD1979 4 years 2 months ago Posts: 1510	I guess the toothpaste is to go with all those toothbrushes it seems a lot of other posters got too.
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darthmunk 4 years 1 month ago Posts: 6707	The worst thing is always Apples. I'd rather have a toothbrush or pennies than an apple any day. That goes for anything else that's not in a wrapper.

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SSJ Jup81 4 years 1 month ago Posts: 11117	gaijinninja wrote: When I was six I found a wrapped condom in my candy bag, I have no idea who actually handed it out to me. When I got home from trick-or-treating I was going through my stash and found this strange square rapper that looked different than any other candy I had ever gotten before. As I examined it more closely, I realized I had never heard Trojan candies so I opened it up to take a closer look. When I pulled it out of it's packaging it didn't look like any candy I had seen before. I thought it might have been like Wax Lips so I put the thing in my mouth to taste it. Luckily it was the dry kind without the special 'spermacidal cream filling' and I quickly realized it wasn't candy at all... but a balloon with a really large air valve! I blew it up a few times but since I couldn't tie knots yet it didn't hold air very well. After I shot it across my room a few times I stretched the opening around the top of my head and started running around the whole house pretending I was a rooster. When my mom saw what I was doing she stopped me in my tracks and said, "Dang it son! How many times have I told you not to play in my dresser drawers!" True story (I actually had deleted this post because I showed it to my Mom and she got mad at me, but I received a profile comment and a PM by people who thought it was really funny so I decided to re posted it. Sorry Mom.)

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OX_Bigly 4 years 1 month ago Posts: 236	Easter candy. It was a crumbly bubblegum bunny face. (I better copyright that before it get's it's own show an qubo)
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OX_Bigly 4 years 1 month ago Posts: 236	shadow_wolf wrote: this actually happened, when i was in 5th grade, I went to a house and they gave me a king size bar and...a dead RAT! And The bubonic plague
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DirtyD1979 4 years 1 month ago Posts: 1510	OX_Bigly wrote: Easter candy. It was a crumbly bubblegum bunny face. (I better copyright that before it get's it's own show an qubo) I'll bet if they worked that candy right they could have got two Easters, a Halloween, and a Valentine's Day out of it.
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gdstudent
4 years 1 month ago
Posts: 119
Halloween themed erasers and pencils....
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OX_Bigly 4 years 1 month ago Posts: 236	Everyone here will love this. http://www.homestarrunner.com/brainkriegween.html
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jo8196 4 years 1 month ago Posts: 722	I got a rock.
	"Frank N Furter, It's all over Your mission is a failure, your lifestyles too extreme, I'm your new commander, You now are my prisoner, We return to Transylvania, Prepare the
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Duffiskoolomg
4 years 1 month ago
Posts: 1316
an apple
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jadedoz
4 years 1 month ago
Posts: 1457
Duffiskoolomg wrote:
an apple

Same here!
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rcorn74
4 years 1 month ago
Posts: 163
One year I got an apple!!!
"Proceed . . . on your way to oblivion!"
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DirtyD1979 4 years 1 month ago Posts: 1510	A rotten apple and it probably smashed all the good candy too when they dropped it in.
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Felixthecat34213 3 years 11 months ago Posts: 418 Globally Banned	Charleston Chews, a bland and flavorless blob of goo. I always thought it was old people candy. Haha Neco Wafers! god those sucked, to this day I have no idea what Clove is. I used to hate getting religious pamphlets, if you're that religious why would you participate in Halloween in the first place? It's a bit opportunist to give out pamphlets instead of candy on halloween. Box of raisins always sucked, I also hated chocolate covered raisins.

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SSPig
3 years 11 months ago
Posts: 536
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Bags of broken pretzels.
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Gundam_Warrior
3 years 11 months ago
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Anti-Halloween Christian comic.
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