Thread: Worst things you got in your halloween bag?

Lavitz 7 years 8 months ago Posts: 115	Those damn popcorn balls... Not even buttery. Tastes like a damn ricecake..
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System 7 years 8 months ago Posts: 74780	When I was six I found a wrapped condom in my candy bag, I have no idea who actually handed it out to me. When I got home from trick-or-treating I was going through my stash and found this strange square rapper that looked different than any other candy I had ever gotten before. As I examined it more closely, I realized I had never heard Trojan candies so I opened it up to take a closer look. When I pulled it out of it's packaging it didn't look like any candy I had seen before. I thought it might have been like Wax Lips so I put the thing in my mouth to taste it. Luckily it was the dry kind without the special 'spermacidal cream filling' and I quickly realized it wasn't candy at all... but a balloon with a really large air valve! I blew it up a few times but since I couldn't tie knots yet it didn't hold air very well. After I shot it across my room a few times I stretched the opening around the top of my head and started running around the whole house pretending I was a rooster. When my mom saw what I was doing she stopped me in my tracks and said, "Dang it son! How many times have I told you not to play in my dresser drawers!" True story (I actually had deleted this post because I showed it to my Mom and she got mad at me, but I received a profile comment and a PM by people who thought it was really funny so I decided to re posted it. Sorry Mom.)

Barbarax
7 years 8 months ago
Posts: 58
A small bottle of tootpaste
Barbarax
7 years 8 months ago
Posts: 58
"Toothpaste" I meant

System 7 years 8 months ago Posts: 74780	I guess the toothpaste is to go with all those toothbrushes it seems a lot of other posters got too.

darthmunk 7 years 8 months ago Posts: 3364	The worst thing is always Apples. I'd rather have a toothbrush or pennies than an apple any day. That goes for anything else that's not in a wrapper.

SSJ Jup81 7 years 8 months ago Posts: 4806	Quote by gaijinninja When I was six I found a wrapped condom in my candy bag, I have no idea who actually handed it out to me. When I got home from trick-or-treating I was going through my stash and found this strange square rapper that looked different than any other candy I had ever gotten before. As I examined it more closely, I realized I had never heard Trojan candies so I opened it up to take a closer look. When I pulled it out of it's packaging it didn't look like any candy I had seen before. I thought it might have been like Wax Lips so I put the thing in my mouth to taste it. Luckily it was the dry kind without the special 'spermacidal cream filling' and I quickly realized it wasn't candy at all... but a balloon with a really large air valve! I blew it up a few times but since I couldn't tie knots yet it didn't hold air very well. After I shot it across my room a few times I stretched the opening around the top of my head and started running around the whole house pretending I was a rooster. When my mom saw what I was doing she stopped me in my tracks and said, "Dang it son! How many times have I told you not to play in my dresser drawers!" True story (I actually had deleted this post because I showed it to my Mom and she got mad at me, but I received a profile comment and a PM by people who thought it was really funny so I decided to re posted it. Sorry Mom.)

OX_Bigly 7 years 8 months ago Posts: 140	Easter candy. It was a crumbly bubblegum bunny face. (I better copyright that before it get's it's own show an qubo)
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OX_Bigly 7 years 8 months ago Posts: 140	Quote by shadow_wolf this actually happened, when i was in 5th grade, I went to a house and they gave me a king size bar and...a dead RAT! And The bubonic plague
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System 7 years 8 months ago Posts: 74780	Quote by OX_Bigly Easter candy. It was a crumbly bubblegum bunny face. (I better copyright that before it get's it's own show an qubo) I'll bet if they worked that candy right they could have got two Easters, a Halloween, and a Valentine's Day out of it.

gdstudent
7 years 8 months ago
Posts: 55
Halloween themed erasers and pencils....

OX_Bigly 7 years 7 months ago Posts: 140	Everyone here will love this. http://www.homestarrunner.com/brainkriegween.html
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jo8196 7 years 7 months ago Posts: 282	I got a rock.
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Duffiskoolomg 7 years 7 months ago Posts: 594	an apple
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jadedoz 7 years 7 months ago Posts: 711	Quote by Duffiskoolomg an apple Same here!

rcorn74 7 years 7 months ago Posts: 79	One year I got an apple!!!
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System 7 years 7 months ago Posts: 74780	A rotten apple and it probably smashed all the good candy too when they dropped it in.

Felixthecat34213 7 years 5 months ago Posts: 416	Charleston Chews, a bland and flavorless blob of goo. I always thought it was old people candy. Haha Neco Wafers! god those sucked, to this day I have no idea what Clove is. I used to hate getting religious pamphlets, if you're that religious why would you participate in Halloween in the first place? It's a bit opportunist to give out pamphlets instead of candy on halloween. Box of raisins always sucked, I also hated chocolate covered raisins.

SSPig
7 years 5 months ago
Posts: 344
Bags of broken pretzels.

Gundam_Warrior 7 years 5 months ago Posts: 589	Anti-Halloween Christian comic.
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