Thread: Worst things you got in your halloween bag?

  • Lavitz
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    • 8 years 6 months ago
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    		 Those damn popcorn balls... Not even buttery. Tastes like a damn ricecake..
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    • System
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      		 When I was six I found a wrapped condom in my candy bag, I have no idea who actually handed it out to me.

      When I got home from trick-or-treating I was going through my stash and found this strange square rapper that looked different than any other candy I had ever gotten before. As I examined it more closely, I realized I had never heard
      Trojan candies so I opened it up to take a closer look.

      When I pulled it out of it's packaging it didn't look like any candy I had seen before. I thought it might have been like Wax Lips so I put the thing in my mouth to taste it. Luckily it was the dry kind without the special 'spermacidal cream filling' and I quickly realized it wasn't candy at all... but a balloon with a really large air valve!

      I blew it up a few times but since I couldn't tie knots yet it didn't hold air very well. After I shot it across my room a few times I stretched the opening around the top of my head and started running around the whole house pretending I was a rooster.

      When my mom saw what I was doing she stopped me in my tracks and said, "Dang it son! How many times have I told you not to play in my dresser drawers!"

      True story

      (I actually had deleted this post because I showed it to my Mom and she got mad at me, but I received a profile comment and a PM by people who thought it was really funny so I decided to re posted it. Sorry Mom.)
      • Barbarax
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        • 8 years 6 months ago
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        		 A small bottle of tootpaste
        • Barbarax
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          • 8 years 6 months ago
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          		 "Toothpaste" I meant
          • System
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            		 I guess the toothpaste is to go with all those toothbrushes it seems a lot of other posters got too.
            • darthmunk
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              • 8 years 6 months ago
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              		 The worst thing is always Apples. I'd rather have a toothbrush or pennies than an apple any day. That goes for anything else that's not in a wrapper.
              • SSJ Jup81
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                • 8 years 6 months ago
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                Quote by gaijinninja
                When I was six I found a wrapped condom in my candy bag, I have no idea who actually handed it out to me.

                When I got home from trick-or-treating I was going through my stash and found this strange square rapper that looked different than any other candy I had ever gotten before. As I examined it more closely, I realized I had never heard
                Trojan candies so I opened it up to take a closer look.

                When I pulled it out of it's packaging it didn't look like any candy I had seen before. I thought it might have been like Wax Lips so I put the thing in my mouth to taste it. Luckily it was the dry kind without the special 'spermacidal cream filling' and I quickly realized it wasn't candy at all... but a balloon with a really large air valve!

                I blew it up a few times but since I couldn't tie knots yet it didn't hold air very well. After I shot it across my room a few times I stretched the opening around the top of my head and started running around the whole house pretending I was a rooster.

                When my mom saw what I was doing she stopped me in my tracks and said, "Dang it son! How many times have I told you not to play in my dresser drawers!"

                True story

                (I actually had deleted this post because I showed it to my Mom and she got mad at me, but I received a profile comment and a PM by people who thought it was really funny so I decided to re posted it. Sorry Mom.)
                • OX_Bigly
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                  • 8 years 6 months ago
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                  		 Easter candy.
                  It was a crumbly bubblegum bunny face.
                  (I better copyright that before it get's it's own show an qubo)
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                  • OX_Bigly
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                    • 8 years 6 months ago
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                    Quote by shadow_wolf
                    this actually happened, when i was in 5th grade, I went to a house and they gave me a king size bar and...a dead RAT!

                    And The bubonic plague
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                    • System
                      • 8 years 6 months ago
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                      Quote by OX_Bigly
                      Easter candy.
                      It was a crumbly bubblegum bunny face.
                      (I better copyright that before it get's it's own show an qubo)


                      I'll bet if they worked that candy right they could have got two Easters, a Halloween, and a Valentine's Day out of it.
                      • gdstudent
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                        • 8 years 6 months ago
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                        		 Halloween themed erasers and pencils....
                        • OX_Bigly
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                          		 Everyone here will love this. http://www.homestarrunner.com/brainkriegween.html
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                          • jo8196
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                            • 8 years 5 months ago
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                            		 I got a rock.
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                            Your mission is a failure,
                            your lifestyles too extreme,
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                            • Duffiskoolomg
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                              • 8 years 5 months ago
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                              		 an apple
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                              • jadedoz
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                                • 8 years 5 months ago
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                                Quote by Duffiskoolomg
                                an apple


                                Same here!
                                • rcorn74
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                                  • 8 years 5 months ago
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                                  		 One year I got an apple!!!
                                  "Proceed . . . on your way to oblivion!"
                                  • System
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                                    		 A rotten apple and it probably smashed all the good candy too when they dropped it in.
                                    • Felixthecat34213
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                                      • 8 years 3 months ago
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                                      		 Charleston Chews, a bland and flavorless blob of goo. I always thought it was old people candy.

                                      Haha Neco Wafers! god those sucked, to this day I have no idea what Clove is.

                                      I used to hate getting religious pamphlets, if you're that religious why would you participate in Halloween in the first place? It's a bit opportunist to give out pamphlets instead of candy on halloween.

                                      Box of raisins always sucked, I also hated chocolate covered raisins.
                                      • SSPig
                                        • 8 years 3 months ago
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                                        		 Bags of broken pretzels.
                                        • Gundam_Warrior
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                                          • 8 years 3 months ago
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                                          		 Anti-Halloween Christian comic.
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