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Hi,
What are your favorite Austin Powers quotes? Here's mine from the third movie, Austin Powers in Goldmember:
Mr. Roboto: {I am president of Roboto Industries. My name is Mr. Roboto.}
Austin Powers: Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, I thank you.
Foxxy Cleopatra: {Thank you for seeing us on such short notice.}
Austin: You speak Japanese?
Foxxy: A little.
Austin: You might be a cunning linguist, but I'm a master debater (laughs).
Austin (to Mr. Roboto): I'm looking for my father. He's kidnapped.
Mr. Roboto: {Please eat some shi(i)t[ake mushrooms.}
Austin: Please eat what?!
Foxxy: He said: "Please eat some shiitake mushrooms."
Austin: Oh. Tell me: what do you know about my father's where ... about ... s?
Mr. Roboto: {Your ass[ignment] is [an un]happy [one].}
Austin: Your a** is happy?
Foxxy: No. (Pulls binder door down) He said: "Your assignment is an unhappy one."
Austin: Oh.
Mr. Roboto: {I have a huge rod[ent problem].} (A Japanese woman wearing Kabuki makeup gasps.)
Austin: Nice potty-mouth, dirt bag! (Mr. Roboto repeats last line, which is revealed as "I have a huge rodent problem.")
Mr. Roboto: {A little off-topic, but unfortunate nonetheless.}
Austin: Yes! Quite off-topic, thank you very much.
Mr. Roboto: Why don't I just speak in English?
Austin: That would be a good idea now, wouldn't it? That way I wouldn't misread the subtitles, making it seem like you're saying things that are dirty.
Mr. Roboto: I am sorry to hear about your father, but I cannot help you. Please excuse me, I have another appointment.
Austin: By the way ... {I do have a huge r** ... I wish.}
~Ben
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