• Ilikethepixies
    • 5 years 2 months ago
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    I wish I could explain to you exactly how much I hate Kid Rock. I just hate everything about him. How he looks, the music he makes and the kind of person he is. He decided to name himself "Kid Rock", which is proof right there that no one should ever listen to (or God-forbid, purchase) any of his music. Its retarded to give yourself such a dumbass name.

    Also, I wish he would shut the fuck up about Lynyrd Skynyrd and Run DMC. Like its so unique to like BOTH a white rock band and a black rap group. No one in the HISTORY OF MANKIND has ever liked both a rock music group AND a hip hop group.... Kid Rock is the first. And he will tell you about it again and again and again. Here's how much he talks about it: I have never in my life sought out to listen to Kid Rock's music or to hear him speak, yet even I, doing the best I can to avoid him altogether, know of his passion for Lynyrd Skynyrd and Run DMC.

    Next, if you are a fan of Kid Rock, you are clinically retarded. I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, but its important you find out.

    Furthermore I would like to tell Kid Rock the following things:

    - "Quit wearing fucking fedoras... we get it, you like them"

    - "Way to bang a chick with Hep C!"

    - "Get a god damn haircut"

    - "Please never ever say that you like listening to Lynyrd Skynard and Run DMC again"

    - "Please stop making any form of music"

    - "You're not really a 'badass' if you have to keep reminding people that you're a badass"

    That's about all I have to say about this.

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    • areyouakegger
      • 5 years 2 months ago
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      		 Isn't Kid Rock a midget?
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      • SSPig
        • 5 years 2 months ago
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        		 Uhh...I can't stand that "All Summer Long" song. :x
        areyoukegger: Yes, he used to be a midget. :wink:
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        • areyouakegger
          • 5 years 2 months ago
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          		 Isn't "All Summer Long" about him doing drugs with his girlfriend in 1989 or something?
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          • SSPig
            • 5 years 2 months ago
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            areyouakegger wrote:
            Isn't "All Summer Long" about him doing drugs with his girlfriend in 1989 or something?

            He was probably high when he wrote it! :D
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            • eastervideoguy
              • 5 years 2 months ago
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              SSPig wrote:
              Uhh...I can't stand that "All Summer Long" song. :x
              areyoukegger: Yes, he used to be a midget. :wink:


              what do you mean he used to be a midget
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              • MotherNeurosis
                • 5 years 2 months ago
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                		 Lol he is gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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                • HugeBreedersFan
                  • 5 years 2 months ago
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                  		 I totally agree. Kid Rock is a huge joke, and alway s deserves to be made fun of.
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                  • Saltychuck
                    • 5 years 2 months ago
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                    		 ^ That guy is right
                    Oh yeah?
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                    • RetroxBunny
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                      		 I always had to shut the radio off whenever his song "All Summer Long" came up. Argh! :x
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