• copper30
    • 4 years 5 months ago
    • Posts: 788
    		 Parents wanted to go to a concert, but it rained out, so we ate at a nasty pub.

    Afterwards, we went to walmart and got some dog food, toilet paper, and then my mom decided to buy a 3 musketeers so I jumped the bandwagon and bought a butterfinger to help fight off the aftertaste of shitty food.
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    • Sense of Self
      • 4 years 4 months ago
      • Posts: 471
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      		 its my birthday...... shit
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      • leejade
        • 4 years 4 months ago
        • Posts: 55
        • Globally Banned
        		 Yesterday was my birthday and I turned 21, we sang happy birthday on that day, my mother and father gave me a postcard and gave me a $20 bill and my brothers grandma(we dont have the same grandma)also gave me a postcard and $25 check and my mom and I are going to go to the bank on Monday to cash it, if all goes well!! Today, I played on the computer, I watched TV and I watched "Americas Most Wanted" today!!! John Walsh is a hero in my book!!
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        • Klem
          • 4 years 4 months ago
          • Posts: 6
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          		 my fukken bro Jasper i met down at rickey's in1978 he and his ol lady stoppd by and saw me

          Is was with claudette she livs behind hte matres place to an me adn cluadette was drinking and jasper he goes hey klem how coms u aint got no shoees? and i say fukk you i got shoes i jus aint wering them is all

          so then fukken jaspar is getin the ol elbo in the side from his old lady and he goes all how abut u go to a place wheres there isa showr an food and i aint noone to pass up food an i says ya ware is the place?

          so jasper he goes its a shltar in the town over and i say ok

          so me n cludette came but she dam done took off and took my gotdam belt and onea my dam shoos

          anyws i staying hear at this dam shelter and they got inner net and i figurd id do some web sight surfing so hre i am anfd i aint got no belt an no lefd shoo but gotdam i got me a pockerd bell comtuter!!

          shit if it aint ben a good day for ol klem! i evn got a pint of olgrandad wiskey

          rekon imma fincd me a prono sight aftr this!!!

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          • Dyzfunk7ional
            • 4 years 4 months ago
            • Posts: 3942
            		 ^ Oh c'mon you can do better than that eh?!
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            • Dalai_Lama
              • 4 years 4 months ago
              • Posts: 7
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              		 My body awoke in a pile of lotus blossoms only to rise and eat a bowl of rice and a cup of water to bolster its strength.

              I spent the following 7 hours creating a sand sculpture. Without showing a person, I brought it to the river and allowed the river to take away the sculpture.

              I meditated with my inner circle of 12 sacred monks, whom teach me new things everyday.
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              • memboy12
                • 4 years 4 months ago
                • Posts: 265
                		 my dAY WAS GOOD I WENT TO WAL-MART TODAY
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                • liukangx
                  • 4 years 4 months ago
                  • Posts: 3919
                  		 In class right now trying to figure out how to do this damn flow chart


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                  • jango52577
                    • 4 years 4 months ago
                    • Posts: 2806
                    		 I worked today and it wasn't too bad for a typical busy Sunday. However, I've been thinking about one of my co-workers lately that I've known for about a year and think I like her. Or its more like I know I like her but because I'm such a lazy ass and haven't gotten my license I can't really act on my feelings for this girl because all I really want to do is ask her out. Or its like I know I like her and we've been work friends for a while but we haven't seen each other or talked much outside of work.

                    And to make matters worse, besides not having my damn license, I feel because we only see each other at work she only sees my ugly, grumpy working personality and not my real one outside. Any serious advice? Thought I'd ask a few anonymous people because sometimes they're some of the best ears to open up to mostly because they don't have any bias towards me.
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                    • Shazbot
                      • 4 years 4 months ago
                      • Posts: 2882
                      		 Not having a driver's license does indeed make you less of a man but you don't really need to drive to go out with someone. If you're gonna ask her out, just ask to meet her somewhere she'd like; Starbuck's, an art gallery, the beach, etc.
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                      • taykai
                        • 4 years 4 months ago
                        • Posts: 389
                        		 Well i saw one of my coworkers get fired today and in the process i got promoted to his job of being the head of morning prep at our bar/grill. So basically now i am the morning manager except i cant fire people... but i do get to boss them around. And to think only a week ago i was just a line cook.... weird how things work out
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                        • Shazbot
                          • 4 years 4 months ago
                          • Posts: 2882
                          		 Now that you're in charge you can take a shit in a burger and bully everyone into keeping it a secret.
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                          • taykai
                            • 4 years 4 months ago
                            • Posts: 389
                            		 i rather not. I kinda like to keep the job i enjoy...
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                            • jango52577
                              • 4 years 4 months ago
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                              Shazbot wrote:
                              Not having a driver's license does indeed make you less of a man but you don't really need to drive to go out with someone. If you're gonna ask her out, just ask to meet her somewhere she'd like; Starbuck's, an art gallery, the beach, etc.


                              'Tis true and I've thought about this many times but our hours at work often don't mesh and conflict because I usually work days and she usually works closing shift. I wouldn't know her schedule unless I asked her about it. The only time lately we've been working together for sure is on Thursdays but we've been horribly busy on Thursdays because of a lovely group of goofy old ladies playing Bridge. They're so demanding...Anyway, the only time I've truely been alone with Jess (her name) was one day about three months ago when she noticed me walking to the bus stop and she offered me a ride and it gave us a chance to talk outside of work and it was really nice. Other than this ride and her recent birthday party (which was also a blast) I haven't really had much time with her outside of work. I really like her and I would love to get to know her better. Its kinda sad that I don't have my license. I need it so I don't seem like such a dork but she probably doesn't think that about me because she's so nice. But then again who knows but it's not fair to her to pass that kind of judgment...sigh...

                              She is so sweet.
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                              • Shazbot
                                • 4 years 4 months ago
                                • Posts: 2882
                                		 While you work on getting your license you can ask her to do things like go for a walk somewhere. Or, like i said, ask to meet her somewhere. Next time you work together, maybe you can walk down the street to a coffee shop to hang out and talk after your shift, no license needed.
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                                • System
                                  • 4 years 3 months ago
                                  • Posts: 74809
                                  		 Just woke up an hour ago. Convention coma strikes again.
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                                  • Shazbot
                                    • 4 years 3 months ago
                                    • Posts: 2882
                                    		 I went to the camera shop to buy myself a lensbaby and they had none, so i came home and ate some food.
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                                    • Dyzfunk7ional
                                      • 4 years 3 months ago
                                      • Posts: 3942
                                      atticusfinch wrote:
                                      I injured myself last night when I thought it'd be a good idea to enter a mosh pit with a bunch of super tall muscly dudes


                                      Great idea and with your 24 inch pythons you certainly send some of them to the hosptal eh?! :P
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                                      • Dyzfunk7ional
                                        • 4 years 3 months ago
                                        • Posts: 3942
                                        atticusfinch wrote:
                                        I have no idea what that means.


                                        In other news, I'm fucking sick. I sound like a dude or one of those jazz singers from the twenties.





                                        Those Pythons :lol:

                                        Anyway, get well soon my friend. Plenty of rest and fluids.
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                                        • System
                                          • 4 years 3 months ago
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                                          		 I mowed the lawn. Then proceeded to sneeze like mad from allergens.
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