• 5 years 7 months ago
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    Dance Flick.
    There is a battle between two wolves inside us all.

    One is evil and the other one is good. Which wolf will win? The one you feed the most.

    http://unbelievableyou.com/a-native-american-cherokee-story-two-wolves/
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      It might be go... *sees the baby*

      I mean... God awful.
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        When are they ever going to learn?
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          blueluigi wrote:
          When are they ever going to learn?

          I don't know, but I would like to know what people see in these modern-day parodies.
          There is a battle between two wolves inside us all.

          One is evil and the other one is good. Which wolf will win? The one you feed the most.

          http://unbelievableyou.com/a-native-american-cherokee-story-two-wolves/
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            *cocks shotgun*
            Oh yeah?
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              blueluigi wrote:
              When are they ever going to learn?


              When these movies stop pulling in millions of dollars per weekend.
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                Apart from Not Another Teen movie this parody genre has seen hardly any of my viewership or finacial support. I saw a few minutes of Scary Movie one of it's sequels (the 3rd one, I think) and that was more than enough to figure out what that series was like; Crap.

                Makes you long for the days of Mel Brooks, doesn't it?
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                  Funky_Guy wrote:
                  Makes you long for the days of Mel Brooks, doesn't it?

                  I'd pick History of the World: Part 1 over the Scary Movie films any day. :wink:
                  There is a battle between two wolves inside us all.

                  One is evil and the other one is good. Which wolf will win? The one you feed the most.

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                    Oh Dear God No! It scary to think what's going to be next in unfunny spoof movies.
                    Never underestimate your own abilities.
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                      blueluigi wrote:
                      When are they ever going to learn?


                      All of these spoof movies fail at the box office, so if they can't get a hint from that...than they probably never will.
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                        DCPuppyGirl wrote:
                        Oh Dear God No! It scary to think what's going to be next in unfunny spoof movies.




                        I think this answers your question.
                        Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air?
                        Can't live, can't breathe with no air
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                          Ok here's a few differences I see between this and the Friedburg/Seltzer shitfests:

                          1. It's not directed by them. Automatically this movie has a chance to be at least watchable. The Wayans are back directing, who did the first two Scary Movies (the 1st one = great. the 2nd one = not so much...)

                          2. They've gone back to spoofing ONE genre. With Date and Epic and Disaster Movie, they just added as much random shit in there as humanly possible. They didn't attempt to make any jokes at all; they just went "HI I'M _____" and reenacted a scene from the trailer of any popular movie or celebrity of the year and added a slapstick, gay, or completely random joke.

                          Am I saying this is gonna be comedy gold and you should rush out and see it? No. But when it comes to all these "spoof" films, Friedburg and Seltzer are on a whole nother level of suckage, and NOTHING anyone else does will ever reach the impossible high amount of suckage in their movies.
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                            Stan Helsing, it'll be great like Shaun of the Dead... right?

                            I like how they have "a parody" written underneath the title in case you were too stupid to figure it out on your own
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                              ahhh god what next a sports parody .....thats gonna be a terrible.....
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                                mrpie wrote:
                                ahhh god what next a sports parody .....thats gonna be a terrible.....

                                There was one, and it didn't do so well.
                                There is a battle between two wolves inside us all.

                                One is evil and the other one is good. Which wolf will win? The one you feed the most.

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                                  What was that one? was it The Comebacks?
                                  "Frank N Furter, It's all over
                                  Your mission is a failure,
                                  your lifestyles too extreme,
                                  I'm your new commander,
                                  You now are my prisoner,
                                  We return to Transylvania,
                                  Prepare the
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                                    Yeah, that was it.
                                    There is a battle between two wolves inside us all.

                                    One is evil and the other one is good. Which wolf will win? The one you feed the most.

                                    http://unbelievableyou.com/a-native-american-cherokee-story-two-wolves/
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                                      Ok thats what i thought.
                                      "Frank N Furter, It's all over
                                      Your mission is a failure,
                                      your lifestyles too extreme,
                                      I'm your new commander,
                                      You now are my prisoner,
                                      We return to Transylvania,
                                      Prepare the
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                                        I think that Stan Helsing pic might be fake. Look at the date... 2008. Kinda late, no?
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                                          Stan Helsing is supposed be in theatres this October.
                                          There is a battle between two wolves inside us all.

                                          One is evil and the other one is good. Which wolf will win? The one you feed the most.

                                          http://unbelievableyou.com/a-native-american-cherokee-story-two-wolves/
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