• Saltychuck
    • 5 years 7 months ago
    • Posts: 1410
    		 In "Showdown In Little Tokyo", I believe I have found the cheesiest line ever. To give background, Dolph Lundgren and Brandon Lee just saved this one chick (the evil chick from "true lies";) from commiting Seppuku after being raped by the villain. Lundgren gives her a shotgun and says "Shoot anythin that moves". She replies "What about you?", and he says "Oh, you won't hear me coming...". Later, the two have sex and afterwards she says "That time, I did hear you coming..."

    Oh yeah?
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    • Shazbot
      • 5 years 7 months ago
      • Posts: 2882
      		 "I live my life a quarter-mile at a time."

      Easily one of the crappiest ever.
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      • LingLingo
        • 5 years 7 months ago
        • Posts: 67
        		 After being asked whatever happened to Judge Dredd's only friend ever he replies with a dramatic turn and a single tear..."I judged him. "sniff""
        Epic.
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        • thabz
          • 5 years 5 months ago
          • Posts: 563
          		 90% of the one-liners in Shoot 'Em Up. But it was still a fun movie though.

          my favourite: "I'm a tough-guy with a gun, and a pu**y in my hand"
          Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air?
          Can't live, can't breathe with no air
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          • Funky Guy
            • 5 years 5 months ago
            • Posts: 2638
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            		 China Blue: "You're not the first religious man who tried to save me. There was preacher who thought he could. You know what I did to him?"

            Reverend Shane: "No idea."

            China Blue: "I chased him all around the church till I caught him and grabbed him by the organ."

            - Crimes of Passion
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            • Mr_Retro92
              • 5 years 5 months ago
              • Posts: 851
              		Later, the two have sex and afterwards she says "That time, I did hear you coming..."



              :roll:
              The Gang
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              • Wave Motion Gun
                • 5 years 4 months ago
                • Posts: 498
                		 I think it was the last line in License to Drive

                Corey Haim:You can have your car(whatever make it was) I got a "Mercedes" which was his girlfriends name.

                It was soo obvious they named the girl Mercedes for that corny ass joke
                Being ol' school may have happened in the past but it WILL ALWAYS be my present and future
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                • Riphard
                  • 5 years 4 months ago
                  • Posts: 1293
                  		 "Go ninja, go ninja, go!"

                  --Splinter
                  TMNT II: Secret of the Ooze

                  :roll:
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                  • BenJamin
                    • 5 years 4 months ago
                    • Posts: 492
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                    		 From "Final Justice" starring Joe Don Baker:

                    "That big one's got my badge. Could you get it for me?"

                    That was the last line in the film. I've seen this movie on MST3K. Great show and I miss it.
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                    • elron
                      • 5 years 4 months ago
                      • Posts: 693
                      		 "You had me at hello"-Jerry Maguire
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                      • MotherNeurosis
                        • 5 years 4 months ago
                        • Posts: 291
                        • Globally Banned
                        		 Total Recall - Who gives a shit what you believe? In thirty seconds you'll be dead, and I'll blow this place up and be home in time for Corn Flakes.
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                        • elron
                          • 5 years 4 months ago
                          • Posts: 693
                          		 "I feel the need...the need for speed." Top Gun
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