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TheGreatShow 5 years 8 months ago Posts: 1088	Where did the bee put his stinger? .... In his honey. Wakka wakka.
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tbondrage99 5 years 8 months ago Posts: 925	A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks why the long face. So is this the joke thread or the bad joke thread. I'm good with either just asking is all, cause mine was pure crap.
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adventure_of_link
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Mine has to be the best so far
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TheGreatShow
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A man walks into a bar ....
Ouch.
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zilly
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what do you call a nun going for a walk?

A roman Catholic!
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System 5 years 8 months ago Posts: 74809	TheGreatShow wrote: A man walks into a bar .... Ouch. Building on that... three men walk into a bar, you'd think the fourth would have ducked.

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CowMyChicken 5 years 8 months ago Posts: 23 Globally Banned	Q: What do you call a celebet nun and a didlo? A: Happy Q: What has 2 legs, 2 arms, 1 gun, 1 bomb and no respect for America? A: An islamic terrorist Q: What has money, drugs, guns and no respect for his children? A: A black man Q: Who worships a false God and tries to force it on people? A Christians

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System 5 years 8 months ago Posts: 74809	CowMyChicken wrote: Q: What do you call a celebet nun and a didlo? A: Happy Q: What has 2 legs, 2 arms, 1 gun, 1 bomb and no respect for America? A: An islamic terrorist Q: What has money, drugs, guns and no respect for his children? A: A black man Q: Who worships a false God and tries to force it on people? A Christians First off, racism is not tolerated here on ANY level. SO you may want to edit that one joke. ajd second, your last joke, refers to all religions

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Sehctam 5 years 8 months ago Posts: 362 Globally Banned	Baburu wrote: racism is not tolerated here on ANY level Grow some fucking ballz your on the internet.

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Siouxsie 5 years 7 months ago Posts: 1497 Account Disabled	Sehctam wrote: A Blackman, A Asian and a Jew walk into a pub and the bartender says "Get the fuck out!". That's from Grand Torino

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Echidna64 5 years 7 months ago Posts: 1368	Bad joke but whatever- A cowboy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "sorry partner, you need to wear a tie if you want to come in." The Cowboy leaves and returns with a pair of jumper cables around his neck, "Will this do?" Bartender says, "Fine, but don't start anything"

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sanguanet_vibrella 5 years 8 months ago Posts: 695	Heard a good joke lately? Well, post it here

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zilly 5 years 8 months ago Posts: 723	whats blue, but smells like red paint? .......Blue paint!!!

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adventure_of_link 5 years 8 months ago Posts: 9769	Knock knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya let me outta heer!

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adventure_of_link 5 years 8 months ago Posts: 9769	Mine has to be the best so far

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TheGreatShow 5 years 8 months ago Posts: 1088	A man walks into a bar .... Ouch.
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zilly 5 years 8 months ago Posts: 723	what do you call a nun going for a walk? A roman Catholic!

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Sehctam 5 years 8 months ago Posts: 362 Globally Banned	A Blackman, A Asian and a Jew walk into a pub and the bartender says "Get the fuck out!".

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Goofball 11 months 23 days ago Posts: 101	Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum that it was possible.

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randomuser2349 11 months 21 days ago Posts: 578	I threw a penny between two Jews. They didn't react because not all stereotypes are true.

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