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| ImAllTheRage wrote: PirateNinja6 wrote: ImAllTheRage wrote: thecrow174 wrote: I can't really say that Twilight is something that men would enjoy...or would they?? 
I know a 36 year old male that won't shut the fuck up about it.
Isn't that the guy who reads Twilight to score 18-year old ass?
They are one in the same.
Yeah, that guy USED to be my friend...the only reason he even started reading it is because he tried to WIN back the 18 year old girl he was in love with who started dating me liked it. She was obsessed with it, so she made me read all the books...which I TOLD her I did, but the read the spoilers on Wiki, anyway, she made me go watch the midnight premier, and to be honest, I am a film buff...I'm about to start film school...and it was one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my entire life. They took a bunch of "pretty" people, over inflated "special effects", and high budget (extremely) cameras and lighting rigs to make it "OOOO SHINY". In reality, idiots would think it was great, but when you look at the acting, the writing, the directing, THE PACING, the editing, all of it....I mean every aspect of filmmaking was taken a dump on when making this movie...the actors were so bad I seriously thought I was gonna barf...it all felt so forced, and nobody seemed to even care they were in the movie! If in fact, this was supposed to be a love story...isn't there supposed to be CHEMISTRY between the characters in question? It was like they were awkward friends at best...I can go on and on about the awfulness of this movie, but honestly, I know you guys don't wanna read two pages of me bitching. So I will leave with a different note, the 36 year old pedophile (who by the way hits on girls who are MUCH younger than 18, Heather was the exception) finally got his friend back when I broke up with the crazy skank because she thought life was really gonna be like Twilight, and I was Edward. At one point I pulled a harmless joke, I took a jar of tomato juice that SHE MADE FOR ME, put red food coloring in it, and put some (cleaned and bleached) pennies in the bottom of the jar to make it appear, smell, and tasted like blood with some sugar free corn syrup to thicken. Anyway, I came in the bedroom drinking it, she asked what it was, I said blood....I'm a vampire....she looked STUNNED....I told her to take a drink, she did, she looked up at me with horror and said "OMG Cody, this tastes just like blood! Whose is it?" I said, "It's mine, and since you drank it, now you're a vampire...I wanted to spend eternity with you, and I knew if you didn't take it this way it would be harder to convince you." So she starts bawling hysterically, convulsing, trying to make herself puke and screaming over and over again "I WASN'T READY, I WASN'T READY! YOU SHOULD HAVE GIVEN ME TIME TO SAY GOODBYE TO EVERYONE ELSE! WHY WOULD YOU TRICK ME? I WOULDA DONE IT WILLINGLY SOON ENOUGH!" and she was serious, she was on her knees crying and begging to take it back. And, ya know, I wanted to say I was kidding, but watching that circus unfold, I had to see how far she would go....I thought to myself "There's no way in hell she can be serious." But she was, she was dead serious, to the point that she was praying to God to take it back, snottin and spittin everywhere, gettin blood all over my room, and when she picked up the knife to cut her wrists...I stopped her...telling her it was just a joke. I mean, come on! What sane person does that? Anyway, that and several other things led to the demise of that messed up relationship. If you would like to know more...I will have a book out soon...I mean it, this stuff is so good I need to write it. And if you think I'm lying...ask ImAllTheRage/Inkspot....he will vouch for me...she also ate her boogers...sayonara skank! lol...okay I'm done...I just thought you guys would enjoy this Twilight related story. Moral is, this crap is making stupid girls crazy, and it's a threat, and I'm not kidding at all right now...I'm dead friggin serious dude! Peace.
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