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    This is a hilarious movie. One of my favorite parts in it is with Michael Bolton:

    Female Temp: Michael Bolton?

    Michael: Right here.

    Female Temp: Wow, is that your real name?

    Michael: yes

    Female Temp: Are you related to the singer?

    Michael: No, it's just a coincidence.

    Samir: Why can't people in this country get my last name right? It's Nagheenanajar.

    Michael: At least you name is not Michael Bolton.

    Samir: There's nothing wrong with that name.

    Michael: There was nothing wrong with it. Until I was about 12 years old, and that no talent assclown became famous, and started winning grammys.

    Samir: Why not change your name to Mike, instead of Michael?

    Michael: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks!
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      Yes. That was a good movie, and a good scene within that movie.

      My favorite would probably have to be Micheal rapping along with the gangster rap right before he locks his car door as the guy walks by when he's in traffic.
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        whats the bosses name?
        You dont know them but they do!!

        THE VELVET UNDERGROUND
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          Kriller wrote:
          whats the bosses name?
          Bill Lumberg
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            thats right!!!
            You dont know them but they do!!

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              Great movie, it stands up to repeated viewings. The last time I watched it was last summer.
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                My brother dressed up as Milton for Halloween.

                Yeah hi, it's Bill Lumbergh.
                TMNT wrote:
                Movin` on up!! To the East side Blah blah Blah Movin on up Gaints lol.
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                  Don't make me get out my "Jump-to-Conclusions" mat.
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                    WHAM! wrote:
                    Don't make me get out my "Jump-to-Conclusions" mat.

                    That part was funny.
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                      It's got all these conclusions, and you can jump to them! It'll be as big as the pet rock!
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                        Office Space is a brilliant movie. It has everything workers can relate to.
                        "I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I'm not." -Kurt Cobain
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                          Milton Waddams wrote:

                          And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
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                            WHAM! wrote:


                            Milton Waddams wrote:

                            And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

                            That's hilarious!
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                              Say, are you related to that singer guy?
                              TMNT wrote:
                              Movin` on up!! To the East side Blah blah Blah Movin on up Gaints lol.
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