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8 years 11 months ago
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Yeah, I saw that too! Favorite quotes:
1) Stewie: No matter how pretty you try to make old people, they're just not. Turn to ABC really fast. Oh, no, I'll give you five seconds to see, I'll wait. *5 seconds pass* DID you see? Did you see how ugly they are??
2) Man: Hi, I've just founded the International Church of George Jefferson. Who wants to move on up?
3) Peter: Hi, I'm a Jehovah's witness, here to spread the good word about our lord Jesus Christ.
Man: Okay, go 'head.
Peter: ...Really? Hmm....wow...you're the first person who hasn't slammed the door in my face....um.....well....Jesus....was....a miracle worker....of sorts.....
LMAO.
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