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6 years 1 month ago
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Just about every time we ordered from Pizza Hut, we'd get their mild Buffalo Wings. These were great, but eventually I realized they weren't hot enough for me. So the next time I ordered, I got medium. It was better, but still not hot enough. So the last time we ordered, I got burnin' hot... what a mistake.
The day we got the pizza, this shit made my mouth so hot that I basically finished a 24-liter bottle of Coke. It also made me lose my appetite way before I would have normally. It tastes all right at first, but it's the aftertaste that makes you wanna throw up a hundred times over. We ordered 20, and had nine left by the time everyone was finished, so I had the leftovers just earlier today. They seemed even worse than before! I could barely stand them, and I finished another whole bottle of Coke! Once I finished, and I felt like I was gonna puke, I had a bowl of lime Jell-o that my mom put in the fridge last night. It was supposed to be ready by then, but it was all melty for some reason. Anyways, I kept eating and eating, until my mouth got as close to normal as it could, and when I finished... I started shaking violently. I wasn't really feeling anything in my body, not hot or cold, but I was still shaking like a dog. I guess it was the sudden intake of something burning hot and something freezing cold, but damn, was that weird. I'm still shaking a bit now, but not as bad as before.
I think constantly pouring this sauce down someone's throat would be an even better torture device than waterboarding. These wings are the first I've ever had that I'd consider too hot for me, so props to Pizza Hut. I'm sticking with medium for now on.
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