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    Hilarious cult comedy with Chris Farley at his best! one of my all time favorites, a must see.
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      "Holy schnikes!"
      There is a battle between two wolves inside us all.

      One is evil and the other one is good. Which wolf will win? The one you feed the most.

      http://unbelievableyou.com/a-native-american-cherokee-story-two-wolves/
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        Uh, what my associate is trying say is... Our new brake pads are really cool. You're not even gonna believe it. Like, let's say you're driving along the road with your family.
        You're drivin' along, la-de-da, woo. All of a sudden there's a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes. EEEEEEEEE! Whoa, that was close. Ha-ha. Now let's see what happens when you're driving with the "other guy's" brake pads. You're drivin' along, you're drivin' along, the kids start shouting from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!" "Not now, damn it!" Truck tire. EEEEEEEE! I CAN'T STOP!There's a cliff! AAAAAHH! And your family's screaming, "Oh my God, we're burning alive!" "No! I can't feel my legs!" Here comes the meat wagon. And the medic gets out and says, "Oh my God". New guy's around the corner puking his guts outAll because you want to save a couple extra pennies.
        Narrator: Man lives in the sunlit world of what he believes to be reality. But... there is, unseen by most, an underworld, a place that is just as real, but not as brightly lit... a Darkside :twisted:
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          Tommy Boy Was Funny, I Used To Watch It On HBO When I Was A Child, My Favorite Part Is The Fat Guy In The Little Coat. :D
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            I love this movie! Of course! Who doesn't?

            Fat guy in a little coattttttttt, fat guy in a little coattt!
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              This is one of my favorite lines from Tommy Boy.

              Tommy: You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, 'cause I'll come over there and jam an oar up your ass!!!!!
              There is a battle between two wolves inside us all.

              One is evil and the other one is good. Which wolf will win? The one you feed the most.

              http://unbelievableyou.com/a-native-american-cherokee-story-two-wolves/
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                I like when David Spade imitates the maid when Chris Farley is still in bed. It made me laugh.
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                  My favorite bits are the fat guy in the little coat song scene and when Spade and Farley are at the diner and Farley goes on the big rant about what a faliure his character is. "Jojo the idiot circus boy" never stops being funny.
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                    Iloveth80sfan911 wrote:
                    And the medic gets out and says, "Oh my God".

                    That is my favorite quote form the movie. The way he said it, and the fact that he mimed pulling out a thick cigar from his mouth while saying it was classic!
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                      That part made me laugh the hardest.
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