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    Who would win in a fight?
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      • 6 years 6 months ago
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      Chuck Norris, because according to Family Guy Popeye has malignant tumors and suffered strokes.
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        MtLaStella wrote:
        Chuck Norris, because according to Family Guy Popeye has malignant tumors and suffered strokes.


        Also, according to "Family guy", Chuck Norris has a third fist under his beard. So Chuck Norris would definatly win.
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          Chuck Norris once killed a robot by sending his fist into the future.
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            Chuck Norris' paradise is war
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              When Chuck Norris falls into water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris!
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                Popeye would beat chuck norris ass big time. Popeye gets power boost from eating spinache. He eats very healthy and is in great health despite what family guy says. Hell the dude beats up like 5o guys an episode.
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                  Chuck Norris can eat way more spinach than Popeye.
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                    If that's the case then what are we even talking about?
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                      Chuck Norris visits an active volcano every morning to get some of “the best damn espresso on Earth”.
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                        popeye cause chuck norris is stupid
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                          • 6 years 4 months ago
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                          Chuck Norris by far,

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                            fistoflegend wrote:
                            Popeye would beat chuck norris ass big time. Popeye gets power boost from eating spinache. He eats very healthy and is in great health despite what family guy says. Hell the dude beats up like 5o guys an episode.


                            Unlike Popeye, Chuck Norris doesn't need spinach to kick your ass. Also, he took on an entire Viet-Cong army and won. Norris wins.


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                              Didn't Popeye take on all the Japanese soldiers in WWII? Bah, never mind. My vote goes to Popeye, despite his tumors and his strokes. =P :lol:
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                                one time a cobra bit chuck norris and after 4 days of intense pain the cobara died
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                                  Me all the way.
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                                    Chuck Norris once shot down a german fighter plane by pointing his finger and yelling BANG!

                                    haha, that one gets me everytime
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                                      Chuck norris stared evil in the face and it backed down.
                                      be afraid of chuck.
                                      he rocks and kicks butt. :arrow: [img]chucknorrispokemon
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                                        COOLHAND wrote:
                                        popeye cause chuck norris is stupid


                                        wrong man wrong popeye sucks :twisted:
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                                          jerrythemouse wrote:
                                          Chuck Norris once shot down a german fighter plane by pointing his finger and yelling BANG!

                                          haha, that one gets me everytime


                                          The correct quote is chuck norris shot a german plane down by saying bang.
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