• 6 years 6 months ago
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    Goodness Graceness you guys. There is one character from the upcoming CGI movie, Kung Fu Panda, that has been stuck in my head recently. Her name is.....


    VIPER!!!!!



    I wish I have a crush on her, and she's beautiful and pretty but she's a SNAKE!!!!!

    Would you like to see Kung Fu Panda next month? Would you date that Mistress Viper?

    Well, Do you want to see Kung Fu Panda? Well, Tell me.
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      • 6 years 6 months ago
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      I might see Kung Fu Panda, she is pretty as a snake, but who's she voiced by again??? :?
      I am Ricky, hear me think! :D
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        • 6 years 6 months ago
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        I think Viper is voiced by Lucy Liu, the girl responisble for starring in movies such as the 2000 film, Charlie's Angels, Lucky Number Slevin and Chicago (2002).
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          would I date a viper mmm no
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            • 6 years 6 months ago
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            lucy liu is attractive yet she is overrated
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              • 6 years 6 months ago
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              This thread is awesome.
              I want to hold that snake. And touch it's pee-pee.
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                • 6 years 6 months ago
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                I don't think snakes have pee-pees.

                What movie was this thread about?
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                  • 6 years 6 months ago
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                  Kung-Fu Panda is the movie with the character being discussed in a thread about Kung-Fu Panda.
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                    • 6 years 6 months ago
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                    (hysterically) HEY!!! EVERYBODY!!! THE DAY HAS ARRIVED!!!! Kung Fu Panda has just opened today!!!! And it's gotta be a hit because of all those positive reviews that I got!!!

                    Y'Know, I hope that one of those characters in that film named Master Viper (voiced in the movie by Lucy Liu) is gotta get me lifted! Oh. I Mean, I wanna talk to Master Viper, and whether or not, my obession with her would be lust like Captain Abhab's obession with a white whale named Moby Dick! You Understand?

                    Anyway, Go see Kung Fu Panda!!!
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                      timbox129 wrote:
                      (hysterically) HEY!!! EVERYBODY!!! THE DAY HAS ARRIVED!!!! Kung Fu Panda has just opened today!!!! And it's gotta be a hit because of all those positive reviews that I got!!!

                      Y'Know, I hope that one of those characters in that film named Master Viper (voiced in the movie by Lucy Liu) is gotta get me lifted! Oh. I Mean, I wanna talk to Master Viper, and whether or not, my obession with her would be lust like Captain Abhab's obession with a white whale named Moby Dick! You Understand?

                      Anyway, Go see Kung Fu Panda!!!


                      This sounds like an exceptional film.
                      Can a boner be achieved from watching it?
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                        • 6 years 6 months ago
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                        Why does this thread exist? :cry:
                        Game... ovahhhhhhhhh!!!
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                          • 6 years 6 months ago
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                          Bomberman wrote:
                          Why does this thread exist? :cry:


                          Look, Bomberman, This thread really exist and not only it's discussing Kung Fu Panda but also a character from it named Master Viper. That's Simple. Mind Your Own Business, Bomberman.
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                            • 6 years 5 months ago
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                            Well, looky, looky, Here's Master Viper!



                            Hey there, Master Viper, Hi! xxxxxx (kisses) Well, Look at her. She's beautiful, pretty, hot, lovely, charming, and strong for a snake, despite her deadly strike. It's the snake of my dreams, though my obsession with her might be like Captain Ahab's obsession with a white whale named Moby Dick.

                            Everyone, meet Master Viper, the snake that I've been chasing in my dreams, in person.

                            P.S. She's from Kung Fu Panda and is voiced by Lucy Liu.
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                              • 6 years 5 months ago
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                              Wow, that's one sexy snake right there...
                              Game... ovahhhhhhhhh!!!
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                                • 6 years 5 months ago
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                                Bomberman wrote:
                                Wow, that's one sexy snake right there...


                                I know, Bomberman. I know. She looks sexy for and as a snake. Everyone, Check out Master Viper!!!
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                                  • 6 years 5 months ago
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                                  I bet you want her to slither inside of your pants. She'd probably bite your dick off.
                                  Game... ovahhhhhhhhh!!!
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                                    • 6 years 5 months ago
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                                    Bomberman wrote:
                                    I bet you want her to slither inside of your pants. She'd probably bite your dick off.


                                    WHAT?!!! That's inappropriate and too scary!
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                                      timbox129 wrote:
                                      Bomberman wrote:
                                      I bet you want her to slither inside of your pants. She'd probably bite your dick off.


                                      WHAT?!!! That's inappropriate and too scary!


                                      I know! That's probably the scariest thing I've heard all day.
                                      Here's a list of things that are scary: That snake biting off your dick, that snake biting off my dick, and that snake biting off Ronald Reagan's dick.

                                      I don't even want to think about that!!
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                                        • 6 years 5 months ago
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                                        I just saw an ad for Kung Fu Panda on TV around 6:15 (Commercial break during The Simpsons on Channel 4)

                                        It looks pretty funny.
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                                          • 6 years 5 months ago
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                                          Shaunbadia wrote:
                                          I just saw an ad for Kung Fu Panda on TV around 6:15 (Commercial break during The Simpsons on Channel 4)

                                          It looks pretty funny.
                                          Just wait until you've memorized the commercial word-for-word.
                                          Game... ovahhhhhhhhh!!!
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