A Kung Fu Panda Thread on Viper, a character from the upcoming movie, Kung Fu Panda

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timbox129 6 years 6 months ago Posts: 404	Goodness Graceness you guys. There is one character from the upcoming CGI movie, Kung Fu Panda, that has been stuck in my head recently. Her name is..... VIPER!!!!! I wish I have a crush on her, and she's beautiful and pretty but she's a SNAKE!!!!! Would you like to see Kung Fu Panda next month? Would you date that Mistress Viper? Well, Do you want to see Kung Fu Panda? Well, Tell me.

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RetroRickster923 6 years 6 months ago Posts: 883	I might see Kung Fu Panda, she is pretty as a snake, but who's she voiced by again???
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timbox129 6 years 6 months ago Posts: 404	I think Viper is voiced by Lucy Liu, the girl responisble for starring in movies such as the 2000 film, Charlie's Angels, Lucky Number Slevin and Chicago (2002).

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frito23
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would I date a viper mmm no
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lucy liu is attractive yet she is overrated
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HarryReems
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This thread is awesome.
I want to hold that snake. And touch it's pee-pee.
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jujubeeme
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I don't think snakes have pee-pees.

What movie was this thread about?
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Captain Howdy
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Kung-Fu Panda is the movie with the character being discussed in a thread about Kung-Fu Panda.
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timbox129 6 years 6 months ago Posts: 404	(hysterically) HEY!!! EVERYBODY!!! THE DAY HAS ARRIVED!!!! Kung Fu Panda has just opened today!!!! And it's gotta be a hit because of all those positive reviews that I got!!! Y'Know, I hope that one of those characters in that film named Master Viper (voiced in the movie by Lucy Liu) is gotta get me lifted! Oh. I Mean, I wanna talk to Master Viper, and whether or not, my obession with her would be lust like Captain Abhab's obession with a white whale named Moby Dick! You Understand? Anyway, Go see Kung Fu Panda!!!

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HarryReems 6 years 6 months ago Posts: 2082 Globally Banned	timbox129 wrote: (hysterically) HEY!!! EVERYBODY!!! THE DAY HAS ARRIVED!!!! Kung Fu Panda has just opened today!!!! And it's gotta be a hit because of all those positive reviews that I got!!! Y'Know, I hope that one of those characters in that film named Master Viper (voiced in the movie by Lucy Liu) is gotta get me lifted! Oh. I Mean, I wanna talk to Master Viper, and whether or not, my obession with her would be lust like Captain Abhab's obession with a white whale named Moby Dick! You Understand? Anyway, Go see Kung Fu Panda!!! This sounds like an exceptional film. Can a boner be achieved from watching it?

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timbox129 6 years 6 months ago Posts: 404	Bomberman wrote: Why does this thread exist? Look, Bomberman, This thread really exist and not only it's discussing Kung Fu Panda but also a character from it named Master Viper. That's Simple. Mind Your Own Business, Bomberman.

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timbox129 6 years 5 months ago Posts: 404	Well, looky, looky, Here's Master Viper! Hey there, Master Viper, Hi! xxxxxx (kisses) Well, Look at her. She's beautiful, pretty, hot, lovely, charming, and strong for a snake, despite her deadly strike. It's the snake of my dreams, though my obsession with her might be like Captain Ahab's obsession with a white whale named Moby Dick. Everyone, meet Master Viper, the snake that I've been chasing in my dreams, in person. P.S. She's from Kung Fu Panda and is voiced by Lucy Liu.

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timbox129 6 years 5 months ago Posts: 404	Bomberman wrote: Wow, that's one sexy snake right there... I know, Bomberman. I know. She looks sexy for and as a snake. Everyone, Check out Master Viper!!!

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Bomberman 6 years 5 months ago Posts: 3309	I bet you want her to slither inside of your pants. She'd probably bite your dick off.
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timbox129 6 years 5 months ago Posts: 404	Bomberman wrote: I bet you want her to slither inside of your pants. She'd probably bite your dick off. WHAT?!!! That's inappropriate and too scary!

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HarryReems 6 years 5 months ago Posts: 2082 Globally Banned	timbox129 wrote: Bomberman wrote: I bet you want her to slither inside of your pants. She'd probably bite your dick off. WHAT?!!! That's inappropriate and too scary! I know! That's probably the scariest thing I've heard all day. Here's a list of things that are scary: That snake biting off your dick, that snake biting off my dick, and that snake biting off Ronald Reagan's dick. I don't even want to think about that!!

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Shaunbadia 6 years 5 months ago Posts: 2400	I just saw an ad for Kung Fu Panda on TV around 6:15 (Commercial break during The Simpsons on Channel 4) It looks pretty funny.
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Bomberman 6 years 5 months ago Posts: 3309	Shaunbadia wrote: I just saw an ad for Kung Fu Panda on TV around 6:15 (Commercial break during The Simpsons on Channel 4) It looks pretty funny. Just wait until you've memorized the commercial word-for-word.
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frito23 6 years 6 months ago Posts: 931 Account Disabled	would I date a viper mmm no

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frito23 6 years 6 months ago Posts: 931 Account Disabled	lucy liu is attractive yet she is overrated

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HarryReems 6 years 6 months ago Posts: 2082 Globally Banned	This thread is awesome. I want to hold that snake. And touch it's pee-pee.

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jujubeeme 6 years 6 months ago Posts: 403	I don't think snakes have pee-pees. What movie was this thread about?

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Captain Howdy 6 years 6 months ago Posts: 2212	Kung-Fu Panda is the movie with the character being discussed in a thread about Kung-Fu Panda.

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Bomberman 6 years 6 months ago Posts: 3309	Why does this thread exist?
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Bomberman 6 years 5 months ago Posts: 3309	Wow, that's one sexy snake right there...
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