• 6 years 4 months ago
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    HE - is going - to kick your fucking ASS!

    AND - you know - his name is Kyle Gass.

    Rocking and fucking rolling and fucking rocking and fucking rolling...


    n00b, (noob), noun informal: A person who does not know how to fully be a douchebag like yourself.
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      • 6 years 4 months ago
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      CLASSICO LMAO. Im hearing it for the first time right now.
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        • 6 years 4 months ago
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        Cause when you rule, you fuckin' school all of the fools out of their jewels.....
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          • 6 years 4 months ago
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          Im surprised to see how people here like Tenacious D, id think people here would think Jack Black is an asshat.
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            • 6 years 4 months ago
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            Jack Black is a riot.
            We are Siamese if you please.
            We are Siamese if you don't please.
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              • 6 years 4 months ago
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              I like this song! Kickapoo!

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvvjiE4AdUI
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                • 6 years 4 months ago
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                His name was young JB and he refused to step in line, a vision he did see it, fuckin' rocking all the time, he wrote a tasty jam and then the planets did align......
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                  • 6 years 4 months ago
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                  Oh, the dragon's balls were blazing as I stepped into his cave! The I sliced his fucking cockles with my long and shiny blade! Twas I who fucked the dragon fuck-a-lie sing fuck-a-loo! And if you try to fuck with me then I shall fuck you tooooooo!


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                    • 6 years 4 months ago
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                    GOTTA GET IT ON IN THE PARTY ZONE!

                    GOTTA SHOOT A LOAD IN THE PARTY ZONE!

                    GOTTA LICK A TOAD IN THE PARTY ZONE!

                    GOTTA SUCK A CHODE IN THE PARTY ZONE!
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                      • 6 years 4 months ago
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                      "Dio can you here me I am lost and so alone,
                      I'm askin' for your guidance,
                      would you come down from your throne?

                      I need the tight compadre that can teach me how to rock,
                      my father thinks you're evil,
                      but man he can suck a cock!

                      Rock is not the Devil's work, it's magical and rad,
                      I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my Daaaaaaad.

                      Someone do Dio's solo lol.
                      "It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?" - Batman: The Killing Joke
                      "Ladies. Gentlemen. You have eaten well. You've e
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                        • 6 years 4 months ago
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                        I hear you brave young Jables, you are hungry for the rock
                        But to learn the ancient methods, secret doors you must unlock
                        Escape your father's clutches in this oppressive neighborhood
                        On a journey you must go to find the land of Hollywood

                        In the City of Fallen Angels, where the ocean meets the sand
                        You will form a strong alliance and the world's most awesome band
                        To find your fame and fortune, through the valley you must walk
                        You will face your inner demons, now go my son and ROCK!
                        We are Siamese if you please.
                        We are Siamese if you don't please.
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                          • 6 years 4 months ago
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                          Down where the sasquatch hides, in the misty mountainsides, he's got shiny diamonds that he's got to protect.
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                            • 6 years 4 months ago
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                            Look into the sasquatch eye,
                            Did you know that sass could fly?
                            Sasquatch is my daddy and he's going to protect, me!
                            We are Siamese if you please.
                            We are Siamese if you don't please.
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                              A long ass fuckin time ago in a town called Kickapoo........
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                                • 6 years 4 months ago
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                                Half man and half machine, on the cover of a magazine!
                                Bigfoot is my father and he's got to protect -- ME!
                                These lyrics don't make sense, I think I found the evidence.
                                That yeti is my papa and he wants to protect -- ME!


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                                  • 6 years 4 months ago
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                                  It was a good day on Jesus Ranch
                                  (Jesus Ranch.)
                                  I fell in love with a baked patato,
                                  That's when I started to dance,
                                  In France.

                                  I'm takin' a walk in the woods,
                                  (fuck yeah.)
                                  And it's nice outside.
                                  Smells of shit,
                                  Lookaguin-flin-gigga-goo.

                                  I come across a silver striped mushroom
                                  and I fa-la-la-la
                                  Fly,
                                  And I fly high.
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                                    • 6 years 4 months ago
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                                    aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
                                    AAAAAAAAAAAA
                                    AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YEAH!

                                    I do not need (He does not need)
                                    A microphone (A microphone)
                                    My voice is fuckin' (Fuckin';)
                                    Powerful!

                                    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-yeah!

                                    Uh-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

                                    Sorry.

                                    I did not mean (He did not mean)
                                    To blow your mind (To blow your mind)
                                    But that shit happens to me (Happens)
                                    All the tiiiiiiiiime

                                    Now take a look (Take a look)
                                    Tell me what do you see (What do you see)
                                    We got the Pick
                                    Of Destineeeeeeeeeee!


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                                      • 6 years 4 months ago
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                                      I just found out there will soon be a second volume of the Tenacious D Masterworks. I think their performance of Squeeze Box at the latest Rock Honors was filmed too late for inclusion but it should be cool anyway.
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                                        • 6 years 3 months ago
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                                        When Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces;
                                        they formed a band the likes of which have never been seen,
                                        and they called themselves Tenacious D. That's right,
                                        Me! And KG!
                                        [KG]: That's me.
                                        We're now Tenacious D!
                                        Come fly with me, fly!
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                                          • 6 years 3 months ago
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                                          there cool.
                                          Plz excuse anything I say pertaining to the Jonas Brothers for I have a severe case of OJD,definit
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