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MattNash
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I'm glad Roadblock isn't a part of it, they would have ruined him
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System
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Michael Clark Duncan aka Roadblock
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MattNash
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I thought he was Heavy Duty
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System 6 years 5 months ago Posts: 74809	MattNash wrote: I thought he was Heavy Duty You're kidding me! Michael Clark Duncan is actually gonna be in this movie for real? That's awful!

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System 6 years 5 months ago Posts: 74809	HarryReems wrote: Why does he have armor plates on his ass? Who the fuck is he? Why did people doubt me when I said this would be shit like the Transformers movie?

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MattNash 6 years 5 months ago Posts: 4312 Account Disabled	DebrisStorm wrote: Why does he have armor plates on his ass? Who the fuck is he? Why did people doubt me when I said this would be shit like the Transformers movie? I didn't doubt you, I knew it would suck the moment I saw who the director was going to be. Gitoku wrote: You're kidding me! Michael Clark Duncan is actually gonna be in this movie for real? That's awful! Oops, never mind, I just checked IMDB and Heavy Duty will be played by someone else Oh and look at Destro: NO CHROME MASK!!

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System 6 years 5 months ago Posts: 74809	MattNash wrote: Oh and look at Destro: NO CHROME MASK!! He gets it at the end of the movie. (According to rumor.) What the sound? Oh, its the sound of pissing away established history. His mask was a family tradition, worn to honor his falsely accused ancestor.

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Shazbot 6 years 5 months ago Posts: 2882	Looks like it`s directed by Uwe Boll, story stolen from some RJ fan fiction, with sets and costumes from a Starship Troopers sequel.

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System 6 years 5 months ago Posts: 74809	MattNash wrote: Oh and look at Destro: NO CHROME MASK!! That is just terrible. I love the way these fuckers are just so damn sure their movie is going to have sequals that they can do stuff like that - "Don't worry, he'll look like he is supposed to in the NEXT G.I. Joe movie." Does anyone else think that the Joes look more like they are in Cobra? Just give them some Nazi helmets with some paint-ball goggles and they'll look just like Cobra soldiers.

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System
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Oh, I'm very happy with this casting choice: John Waters as Zap
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System 6 years 5 months ago Posts: 74809	Gitoku wrote: Oh, I'm very happy with this casting choice: John Waters as Zap If they did this, I would herald this movie as the greatest ever.

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homeboyrich 5 years 8 months ago Posts: 110	im gonna see it just because it looks wicked, i'm pretty hyped for this movie
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System 5 years 5 months ago Posts: 74809	See the asshole in the background, the one with the air mask on. Yeah, that's Cobra Commander. Fuck this movie is right. What a sloppy piece of shit this will be. At least Baroness has a nice ass.

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voltron82 5 years 5 months ago Posts: 999	DebrisStorm wrote: See the asshole in the background, the one with the air mask on. Yeah, that's Cobra Commander. Fuck this movie is right. What a sloppy piece of shit this will be. At least Baroness has a nice ass. i agree with everything you said.. and she has a really nice ass but you have to admit, SnakeEyes does look badass tho
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voltron82 5 years 5 months ago Posts: 999	Storm Shadow doesn't look terrible either.. not as cool as SnakeEyes tho that being said, this movie will be awful
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System 5 years 5 months ago Posts: 74809	voltron82 wrote: Storm Shadow doesn't look terrible either.. not as cool as SnakeEyes tho that being said, this movie will be awful Why does Storm Shadow have a gun though? He's a ninja. And Snake-Eyes' mask looks great. The Arashikage hexagram on his shoulder needs to go.

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voltron82 5 years 5 months ago Posts: 999	"Phasers on stun, Storm Shadow!!"
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MattNash 6 years 5 months ago Posts: 4312 Account Disabled	I'm glad Roadblock isn't a part of it, they would have ruined him

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System 6 years 5 months ago Posts: 74809	Ladies and Gentlemen, Michael Clark Duncan aka Roadblock

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MattNash 6 years 5 months ago Posts: 4312 Account Disabled	I thought he was Heavy Duty

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System 6 years 5 months ago Posts: 74809	Oh, I'm very happy with this casting choice: John Waters as Zap

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HarryReems 5 years 8 months ago Posts: 2082 Globally Banned	Fuck this movie.

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MattNash 5 years 5 months ago Posts: 4312 Account Disabled	Why are the Baroness and Scarlet dressed alike?

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MattNash 5 years 5 months ago Posts: 4312 Account Disabled	SnakeEyes and the Baroness are the only ones who look the way they're supposed to.

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