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jujubeeme
6 years 6 months ago
Posts: 403
The suckiness is most likely a collaborative effort, which makes even less sense.
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Captain Howdy 6 years 6 months ago Posts: 2212	Here's a picture of ALL the Joes in case they couldn't find one. Here ya' go Hollywood, now you've got NO excuse.

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System
6 years 6 months ago
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Ha! Refriderator Perry is still in there!
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jujubeeme
6 years 5 months ago
Posts: 403
Here are some movie posters.
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System 6 years 5 months ago Posts: 74809	Captain_Howdy wrote: Here's a picture of ALL the Joes in case they couldn't find one. Here ya' go Hollywood, now you've got NO excuse. Where's Waldo?

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System
6 years 5 months ago
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Yeah, I saw those. Talk about little effort.
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System 6 years 5 months ago Posts: 74809	DebrisStorm wrote: Yeah, I saw those. Talk about little effort. Hey, they're all wearing black. That means that this movie is a much "darker interpretation" of the cartoon for a new generation - you know, just like the newer Harry Potter movies.

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fistoflegend
6 years 5 months ago
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I'll take a wait and see attitude for this film,but I'm thinking it will suck.
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System
6 years 5 months ago
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jujubeeme wrote:

Snake Eyes' katana has a small section for scaling fish with.
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System 6 years 5 months ago Posts: 74809	Gitoku wrote: jujubeeme wrote: Snake Eyes' katana has a small section for scaling fish with. Ha! The serrated edge is stupid. What is he gonna do? Saw down limbs of trees? Seriously, a katana is one of the best slicing swords ever. He wouldn't need it. Sommers can go choke on a bull's cock.

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HarryReems 6 years 5 months ago Posts: 2082 Globally Banned	Dammit. Way to remind me how goddamn retarded this is gonna be. I'd really like to know what short-sighted pile of shit designed the costumes. They don't even look like soldiers. They look like Donald Sutherland's taint. Even if the story was shit, I would have liked seeing live-versions of the Joes. Too bad they don't even look the part. Why even call it GI Joe, if there's no resemblance at all? Hey! Let's make a He-Man movie, but none of the characters will be recognizable!! Good idea, huh? Forget the old designs. Now He-Man will wear low-rise jeans and a cybernetic trucker hat!

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System 6 years 5 months ago Posts: 74809	Very good likeness. I think someone forgot to tell them that they weren't making a Metal Gear Solid movie.

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HarryReems 6 years 5 months ago Posts: 2082 Globally Banned	Bomberman wrote: Then why'd you deliberately delete one of them? So he could see your priceless complaints, I guess. More from the turd-fest:

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System 6 years 5 months ago Posts: 74809	HarryReems wrote: Bomberman wrote: Then why'd you deliberately delete one of them? So he could see your priceless complaints, I guess. More from the turd-fest: Who is that supposed to be?

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HarryReems
6 years 5 months ago
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Hey, look!
It's Ripcord's flawless transition to live-action!
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System 6 years 5 months ago Posts: 74809	HarryReems wrote: Hey, look! It's Ripcord's flawless transition to live-action! They had to do that because G.I.Joe doesn't have any strong black characters...

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maquis
6 years 5 months ago
Posts: 598
waht about roadblock,
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Bomberman
6 years 5 months ago
Posts: 3309
maquis wrote:
waht about roadblock,
Why did you have to go and say that!?!
Game... ovahhhhhhhhh!!!
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Maklu IV 6 years 5 months ago Posts: 752	Basically, they're treating this franchise like the X-Men film. Besides the retarded identical suits, the focus is going to be on one character (Snake-Eyes). He'll be the only one anyone's really going to give a shit about and the filmmakers will exploit it. And fuck Heavy Duty and Ripcord. I want Roadblock and Stalker.
	n00b, (noob), noun informal: A person who does not know how to fully be a douchebag like yourself.
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System
6 years 5 months ago
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maquis wrote:
waht about roadblock,

That was kinda.. Yeah. Don't worry...
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