Ok, I have another movie idea I would like to share. A science fiction/fantasy/action/adventure/comedy flick called Prehistoric Movie. It will be in the veins of the Mel Brooks comedies and even the Scary Movie parody series and its spinoffs (Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, and Disaster Movie), but it's actually a sci-fi/fantasy/action/adventure/comedy flick made and told on a epic scale.

In it, 18 or 21-year old professional dinosaur hunter and mammoth hunter, Tim Box (my equivalent of D'Leh, the main character in Roland Emmerich's ill-recieved prehistoric epic, 10,000 BC and not to be confused with me or my nick name) and his band of teenage and twenty-somethings (including my Dinosaurs: An Epic Prehistoric Tale character, Tearak the Troodon) and a professional paleontologist named Dr. Dexter Andrew Zarus, travels through unknown and uncharted lands to save and rescue his family/tribe.

Leading an army, they and Tim Box crossed a variety of environments, including a desert, and uncovers a lost civilization in pursuit of an evil megalomanic warlord named Mr. Pyramid Guy, who kidnaps not only his people, but also Tim Box's girlfriend whom he met in his high school.

Along the way, Tim Box and company fought T-Rexes, Raptors, Ceratosaurs, Sabre Toothed Cats, Terror Birds, and other prehistoric predators, and encounter a variety of other prehistoric creatures like wooly mammoths, giant ground sloths, wooly rhinos, indricotheres, plant eating dinosaurs such as sauropods, hadrosaurs, ceratopsians, and others, in the journey to save his people and their families.

It will be VFX-laden like films such as Jurassic Park, the Lord of the Rings film trilogy, Peter Jackson's King Kong remake and others. It will also feature brilliant sound design and effects as well (but I chose not to make the mammoths and/or other elephant ancestors trumpet with their trunks, but to bellow a more dinosaur-like sound, or maybe a slow-down and distorted lion's roar or maybe a beginning and end of a lion's roar.).

It'll be a great parody film that could well lampoon cinematic treatments of anything dinosaur-related and/or prehistoric-related, including the Jurassic Park movies and Roland Emmerich's 10,000 BC (200. So, would it be a great idea or a controversial idea or a stupid idea or what?

Well, Tell me.

Have you ever swallowed a twig? My friend dared me to do it once. I almost choked, but I won a quarter.

The best Assassin's from around the globe are hired by an unknown person (who would be revealed later in the movie) to assassinate each other for a large sum of money. Inspired from Smokin' Aces. The movie would be very action packed, but yet is also story driven.

Here's a movie idea I thought I could do after my previous idea, Dinosaurs: An Epic Prehistoric Tale, y'know. Like I said earlier, I think I’m gonna do the biggest, greatest, coolest, most awesome, most spectacular, most ambitious, most groundbreaking, most totally epic, most amazing, most elaborate, most innovative, most monumental and most ultimate achievement in movie/visual effects/animation history….my epic 9-part film saga, Dexter’s Odyssey.

In it, Dexter Odysseus Zarus, being taken care for since childbirth by the snake from Kung Fu Panda, Master Viper, branded with the childhood prophecy that he would one day destroy the cartoon, nerdy, dark sorcerer, Mandark (who is actually the exact Mandark in his black and red caped supervillain outfit with tights, a black and red cape, and pointy claw gloves from Dexter’s Laboratory: Ego Trip), the Dark Lord of Astronoma and personification of ABSOLUTE EVIL, and given a enchanted mighty sword with great and powerful magic called the Sword of the Phoenix by his father (who bought it in an eBay internet auction), is a very popular high school student, going through a well done senior year.

But…after a disastrous field trip to Zant’azar, the main colony of the Anteanites (those exact insect characters from the 2006 film, The Ant Bully) which abruptly ended in an assault from a massive enemy onslaught of Strong Borgs, Vargs (those raptors from Jurassic Park III, but feathered in Dexter’s Odyssey), Trolls, and even the giant 60 feet long (the size of Spinosaurus) war dinosaur, the Terakils (the exact male Tyrannosaurus Rex from the Lost World: Jurassic Park and Jurassic Park III, but with three fingers on each hand, instead of two on T-Rex) led by Mandark, He decided to fufill his potential to end his evil rule and his war to conquer and enslave the free peoples of Timboxia (which is the fantasy realm populated with humans, dinosaurs, cartoon characters, anthropomorphic ants and anthropomorphic penguins and other different races and beings), once and for all.

Based on his reasonable request from his school and the peoples of Timboxia to destroy Mandark, he dropped out of high school unless Mandark would be destroyed with Dexter’s magic sword, joins Master Viper, his 3 other pets, Tearak the Troodon, Max, a Saber toothed cat, and his trusty steed, A Ferrucutus named Styrack (a Ferrucutus is a horned dinosaur from the World Of Kong: A Natural History of Skull Island), Zoc, the Wizard Anteanite, his assistant, Hova, Zoc’s friend, Spindle, Fugax, Beetle, Caterpillar, Fly, Jimmy, and Dexter’s brothers, Alex and Billy, and together they set out for a perilous and totally epic journey to the dark, shadow-filled land of Astronoma.
Well, The Caravan of Timboxia, grew to 20 people (by adding, Becky and Glenn, those exact girls who gave Mandark a bath in Ego Trip, Andrew Quintus, the Penguites (or Peng’uai) from the 2007 movie, Surf’s Up, Cody Maverick, Lani, Big Z, and Chicken Joe), and together, they encountered dinosaurs, machines, and others, as in…

In Dexter’s Odyssey: Episode I: The Magic Sword, Dexter’s Odyssey Episode II: The Wrath of Mandark, and Dexter’s Odyssey Episode III: The Caravan of Timboxia, They encountered Mojo Jojo, the Vargs led by Durok and his mate, Kala, survived an Iguanodon Stampede, watched Mandark and his big game party bringing down a herd of Brontosaurs (those exact brontosaurs from the 2005 remake of King Kong), etc.

In Dexter’s Odyssey: Episode IV: Prince Telchan, they help the heir to the throne of Cotolamia, Prince Telchan to free the Cototlamians, Telchan’s people from the Melchanezon, a Spanish-influenced race.

In Dexter’s Odyssey: Episode V: The Mask of the Holophantom, They fought Demongo the Holophantom (the exact Demongo from Samurai Jack) who is searching for his stolen mask.

In Dexter’s Odyssey: Episode VI: The Legend of King Kong, to get away from the violence of a Massive Astronomean Assault on Lord Linwood Darrow’s dig site (Lord Darrow, before he was killed by Mandark, have dug up a statue of the Beast God, Kong, the 8th wonder of the World.), The Caravan of Timboxia and a film producer discovers an island populated by dinosaurs and a gigantic 25 foot silverback gorilla, Kong, who captures Lani the Penguin.

Kong was captured and taken to the city land of Townsville in chains where he breaks loose and creates havoc, only to be killed in the end by Dexter.

In Dexter’s Odyssey: Episode VII: The Son of Kong, The Caravan of Timboxia and the film producer, along with a Strong Borg named Helstrom, returns to Skull Island and find Kong’s 12 foot tall albino son, Kiko before all of them (except for Helstrom, who was killed by Viper) escaping the island as it sank.
In Dexter’s Odyssey: Episode VIII: The Night of the Living Droid, They traveled to the city of the Gangstalings, a community of urban street gangs of all races and color, and must free them from the evil General Greivous-look-a-like alien droid cyborg, Lord Wilhelm Astronomenov and his army of NERDS (or, if translated, Nebula Enhanced Robot Destroyers).

And…In Dexter’s Odyssey: Episode IX: The Final Battle, the fate of Timboxia should be decided while the armies of the Dark Lord Mandark are massing to strike the final death blow to the Timboxians, a battle where the future of Timboxia should be decided. Are Mandark and his armies going to prevail? Or are Dexter and the free peoples of Timboxia going to prevail? It’s in the balance.

Eventually, Mandark was destroyed by Viper (who using her fanged mouth grabs Mandark by the torso, as he strikes Dexter with Force Lightning, and she threw him into his fortress’ reactor shaft; Mandark’s death is marked by an explosion of force lightning.). Dexter and Glenn the Brunette declared their love for each other. Dexter graduated from High School, and all members of the Caravan of Timboxia survived and lived happily ever after.

Awwww, hell no.
I got this idea for this movie where this fat motherfucker falls down theses stairs and it makes him get magical powers to detect illegal drugs within the vicinity of the space around him and lead walls. He ends up beating up the main badguy and getting head from that bitch Shondra.
It has a pretty bumpin soundtrack for the last main beat.