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HarryReems 6 years 9 months ago Posts: 2082 Globally Banned	I don't think I've ever seen any of his movies, but I hear they suck pretty much every ass. Even though I've never watched one, I LOVE reading his film's reviews on imdb.com. Evidently, he keeps snatching up the rights to make video game movies, and always does a horrible job. I know a bunch of people on imdb are pissed because he's doing a Far Cry movie. Anyway, if you want to read some hilarious reviews about this guy's dogshit movies, check out the comments for Dungeon Siege. Most everyone said it made them laugh, even though that wasn't the intended response.

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Captain Howdy
6 years 9 months ago
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Yeah, I've never seen that chump's work either. His name is definitely good for any of your cats.
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HarryReems
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Especially if it's pronounced "eeeewwwee".
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Captain Howdy
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It has to be in that real good "cwub -foods" voice.
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TurboDuo 6 years 9 months ago Posts: 2090	Uwe Boll, more like Eww Bowel. Seriously, he sucks so much! No really, the creator of Metal Gear Solid sued him so that he wouldn't make a movie based on Metal Gear Solid.
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Captain Howdy 6 years 9 months ago Posts: 2212	Thank God, only Kurt Russell could really play Solid Snake and it'd have to be directed by that Robert Rodrigeuz guy.

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Xe-A-Thoul 6 years 9 months ago Posts: 6045	Why would they get a German guy to direct video game movies? Isn't Germany the country where they're too chicken to have the word 'Ninja' in the title, or changing humans to robots, and the like?
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Predaking 6 years 9 months ago Posts: 920	I tried watching a couple of his movies just to see what everyone is talking about and I seriously couldn't sit through any of his movies, they were so dull that I'd jump on the computer or do something else and have to push myself to come back to just to finish 'em. At least he knows his niche so he will always have a cashflow shrugs
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System 6 years 9 months ago Posts: 74809	There was a tax loophole that Germany had. They've since repealed it. Just think of Zero Mostel and Gene Wilder did in the original Producers film. Thats what he was doing in real life. Its a shit tactic that I'm that got fixed. Uwe Boll is one of the worst filmmakers ever and he believes his own hype.

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pjb2377
6 years 9 months ago
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Well, what are some of his movies?
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System 6 years 9 months ago Posts: 74809	pjb2377 wrote: Well, what are some of his movies? Alone in the Dark House of the Dead BloodRayne In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale Seed Postal BloodRayne II

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Predaking 6 years 8 months ago Posts: 920	I saw two of them, Alone in the Dark and House of the Dead and saw parts of Bloodrayne. Best way to describe them is made for 1970esque t.v. movie production value.
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System 6 years 8 months ago Posts: 74809	Predaking wrote: I saw two of them, Alone in the Dark and House of the Dead and saw parts of Bloodrayne. Best way to describe them is made for 1970esque t.v. movie production value. Wow, you're kind. I'd call it cable access quality with a budget and access to Matrix-like effects.

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System 6 years 8 months ago Posts: 74809	he's still better the Uwe Lobell or whatever his name is. He makes movies such as The Zodiac killer, and Black Dahlia ( not the new big budget one) one of those "Hey, i can mae a movie witha simular title and relase it at the same time for a quick buck" directors. His movies are truly the worse. Edgar Allen Poe's The Rave had but one thing to do with the poem, the girls name was Lanor and her dreams were haunted by Poe writing the rave, the rest of teh film ha dnothing to do with it. And Zombie nation didnt even have zombies in it! I fucking hate that guy.

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pjb2377 6 years 8 months ago Posts: 952	DebrisStorm wrote: pjb2377 wrote: Well, what are some of his movies? Alone in the Dark House of the Dead BloodRayne In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale Seed Postal BloodRayne II Yep, just as I thought. Haven't seen any of them.

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Captain Howdy
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Oh hell, those movies are absolute puke. I definitely hate this guy now.
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CHANCE SUNDANCE 5 years 8 months ago Posts: 489	Wow FarCry is actually a really good movie from Mr.Boll ... Go check it out !!! http://www.megaupload.com/?d=35V4KAXT

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ImAllTheRage 5 years 8 months ago Posts: 2030 Account Disabled	Damn! One year anniversary, on the dot. Also, Uwe Boll really is a horrible human being. I like how he refers to himself as "the only genius in Hollywood" when he's really more along the lines of the guy that puts his video camera up the skirts of tourists on Hollywood Blvd.

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DMoney89 5 years 8 months ago Posts: 2531 Account Disabled	ImAllTheRage wrote: Damn! One year anniversary, on the dot. Also, Uwe Boll really is a horrible human being. I like how he refers to himself as "the only genius in Hollywood" when he's really more along the lines of the guy that puts his video camera up the skirts of tourists on Hollywood Blvd. Knowing him and his line of work, he'd only upskirt the 300 lbs tranny prostitute tourists.

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timbox129 5 years 8 months ago Posts: 404	Well, I've heard that Uwe Boll challenges his critics "to put up or shut up". I think he was tired and sick of everyone ridiculing him and his works and treating him like Ed Wood. I also know that there are a lot of people out there who wanted to punish or kill filmmakers like Uwe Boll, or Michael Bay or maybe even Roland Emmerich or any filmmaker with poor or bad attempts of making good and/or bad films.

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Captain Howdy 6 years 9 months ago Posts: 2212	Yeah, I've never seen that chump's work either. His name is definitely good for any of your cats.

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HarryReems 6 years 9 months ago Posts: 2082 Globally Banned	Especially if it's pronounced "eeeewwwee".

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Captain Howdy 6 years 9 months ago Posts: 2212	It has to be in that real good "cwub -foods" voice.

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pjb2377 6 years 9 months ago Posts: 952	Well, what are some of his movies?

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Captain Howdy 6 years 8 months ago Posts: 2212	Oh hell, those movies are absolute puke. I definitely hate this guy now.

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