• 9 years 24 days ago
    • Posts: 74809
    Good grief, I've never even seen a burger king commercial Featuring the King. I must have been deprived. :(

    I got stuck with ol' Ronald Mcdonald.
    Are you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No
      • 9 years 24 days ago
      • Posts: 74809
      Are you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No
        • 9 years 23 days ago
        • Posts: 185
        RaZZu wrote:
        http://www.retrojunk.com/details_commercial/83/
        commercial from the 80's


        Now that King isn't nearly as creepy looking, but the man with the penis shaped nose is.

        The King of these days, while creepy, is one hell of a ball player. I still think they should get the footage of the fan steeling the ball from Bret Farve from a couple weeks ago and put the King in the fan's place.
        Beat on the Brat, Beat on the Brat, Beat on the Brat with a Baseball Bat.
        Thank You Ramones.... Long Live Punk
        Are you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No
          • 9 years 23 days ago
          • Posts: 74809
          Ewwww....

          Are you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No
            • 9 years 23 days ago
            • Posts: 600
            He IS a little scary, though I haven't seen much of the Burger King commercials with him to actually have nightmares. Here's an alternate version of how I would've done that one BK commercial with the guy who wakes up in the bed, only to discover Billy Burger King there (that's the mascot's FULL name btw):

            ALTERNATE BK COMMERCIAL:

            BURGER KING: *steps into room, where we can only see through the eyeholes of his Burger King mask, similar to Michael Myers from "Halloween"* Hee... hee... hee... *he slowly appraoches the bed and quickly lifts up the sheets. Only the guy who'd normally slept there is gone* WHAT THE?!

            *closet door slowly opens from behind bed... Out steps the guy, holding a sub machine gun in his hands*

            GUY: EAT LEAD, YOUR MAJESTY!!!! *We can now fully see the Burger King as he immediately turns around only to find the guy firing continuously at him until his ammo runs out*

            BURGER KING: *falls over dead, revealing lots of bullet holes in his chest*

            GUY: *slowly approaches the king's body. He carefully pulls out his gun and lightly pushes against the king with it to make sure he's not still breathing* You're one ugly motherf**ker! *Just then, an arm appears and grabs at the guy's leg* HOLY SH*T! *drops gun*

            BURGER KING: MUWAHAHAHAHA! YOU CANNOT KILL THE BURGER KING!

            GUY: *falls to the floor, with the king's grip still tight on his leg! Could this possibly be the end...? No! There's a lamp sitting on the nightstand nearby! He reaches up to grab it and succeeds!* How 'bout a little LIGHT on the subject, you unroyal son-of-a-b*tch!

            BURGER KING: NOOOOOOO!!!!

            GUY: *smashes lamp over the king's head, causing it to shatter everywhere* F**K BURGER KING!!! *slowly gets up, but is a little wounded* At last, the horror has ended... Never again will the Burger King stalk another human being! *leaves the room*

            BURGER KING: *a finger twitches. Then... stops...*

            THE END...?
            :twisted:
            Are you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No
              • 9 years 23 days ago
              • Posts: 2713
              • Globally Banned
              RetroMan wrote:
              Ewwww....



              I wonder where he got his bling?
              Are you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No
                • 9 years 23 days ago
                • Posts: 1132
                nippythefish wrote:
                RetroMan wrote:
                Ewwww....



                I wonder where he got his bling?


                Kids Club Meal prize.
                Are you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No
                  • 1 year 10 months ago
                  • Posts: 325
                  Elephant!
                  So you're gonna get in my face...BETTER BE READY TO BACK IT UP!

                  I'm a bitch who likes sirloin.

                  Come at me, bro.
                  Are you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No
                    • 1 year 10 months ago
                    • Posts: 1786
                    Nickelodeoninthe90s wrote:
                    Elephant!


                    idgi
                    tangspot2 wrote:
                    Mrs. stake you say some nasty on my threads. Dirty bitch
                    Are you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No
                      • 1 year 9 months ago
                      • Posts: 325
                      stake n sheak wrote:
                      Nickelodeoninthe90s wrote:
                      Elephant!


                      idgi

                      the nostalgia critic made that up. whenever he says "elephant" the burger king will appear.
                      So you're gonna get in my face...BETTER BE READY TO BACK IT UP!

                      I'm a bitch who likes sirloin.

                      Come at me, bro.
                      Are you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No
                        • 1 year 9 months ago
                        • Posts: 2171
                        WOW talk about an OLD thread holy crap LOL
                        Anyway, When was the last time they showed the king recently? It seems they've changed things up over the past few years. I've seen some celebs in the commercials as of late.
                        :)
                        Are you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No
                        Search