http://www.retrojunk.com/details_commercial/83/ commercial from the 80's
Now that King isn't nearly as creepy looking, but the man with the penis shaped nose is.
The King of these days, while creepy, is one hell of a ball player. I still think they should get the footage of the fan steeling the ball from Bret Farve from a couple weeks ago and put the King in the fan's place.
Beat on the Brat, Beat on the Brat, Beat on the Brat with a Baseball Bat. Thank You Ramones.... Long Live Punk
He IS a little scary, though I haven't seen much of the Burger King commercials with him to actually have nightmares. Here's an alternate version of how I would've done that one BK commercial with the guy who wakes up in the bed, only to discover Billy Burger King there (that's the mascot's FULL name btw):
ALTERNATE BK COMMERCIAL:
BURGER KING: *steps into room, where we can only see through the eyeholes of his Burger King mask, similar to Michael Myers from "Halloween"* Hee... hee... hee... *he slowly appraoches the bed and quickly lifts up the sheets. Only the guy who'd normally slept there is gone* WHAT THE?!
*closet door slowly opens from behind bed... Out steps the guy, holding a sub machine gun in his hands*
GUY: EAT LEAD, YOUR MAJESTY!!!! *We can now fully see the Burger King as he immediately turns around only to find the guy firing continuously at him until his ammo runs out*
BURGER KING: *falls over dead, revealing lots of bullet holes in his chest*
GUY: *slowly approaches the king's body. He carefully pulls out his gun and lightly pushes against the king with it to make sure he's not still breathing* You're one ugly motherf**ker! *Just then, an arm appears and grabs at the guy's leg* HOLY SH*T! *drops gun*
BURGER KING: MUWAHAHAHAHA! YOU CANNOT KILL THE BURGER KING!
GUY: *falls to the floor, with the king's grip still tight on his leg! Could this possibly be the end...? No! There's a lamp sitting on the nightstand nearby! He reaches up to grab it and succeeds!* How 'bout a little LIGHT on the subject, you unroyal son-of-a-b*tch!
BURGER KING: NOOOOOOO!!!!
GUY: *smashes lamp over the king's head, causing it to shatter everywhere* F**K BURGER KING!!! *slowly gets up, but is a little wounded* At last, the horror has ended... Never again will the Burger King stalk another human being! *leaves the room*
WOW talk about an OLD thread holy crap LOL Anyway, When was the last time they showed the king recently? It seems they've changed things up over the past few years. I've seen some celebs in the commercials as of late.