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9 years 9 days ago
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He IS a little scary, though I haven't seen much of the Burger King commercials with him to actually have nightmares. Here's an alternate version of how I would've done that one BK commercial with the guy who wakes up in the bed, only to discover Billy Burger King there (that's the mascot's FULL name btw):
ALTERNATE BK COMMERCIAL:
BURGER KING: *steps into room, where we can only see through the eyeholes of his Burger King mask, similar to Michael Myers from "Halloween"* Hee... hee... hee... *he slowly appraoches the bed and quickly lifts up the sheets. Only the guy who'd normally slept there is gone* WHAT THE?!
*closet door slowly opens from behind bed... Out steps the guy, holding a sub machine gun in his hands*
GUY: EAT LEAD, YOUR MAJESTY!!!! *We can now fully see the Burger King as he immediately turns around only to find the guy firing continuously at him until his ammo runs out*
BURGER KING: *falls over dead, revealing lots of bullet holes in his chest*
GUY: *slowly approaches the king's body. He carefully pulls out his gun and lightly pushes against the king with it to make sure he's not still breathing* You're one ugly motherf**ker! *Just then, an arm appears and grabs at the guy's leg* HOLY SH*T! *drops gun*
BURGER KING: MUWAHAHAHAHA! YOU CANNOT KILL THE BURGER KING!
GUY: *falls to the floor, with the king's grip still tight on his leg! Could this possibly be the end...? No! There's a lamp sitting on the nightstand nearby! He reaches up to grab it and succeeds!* How 'bout a little LIGHT on the subject, you unroyal son-of-a-b*tch!
BURGER KING: NOOOOOOO!!!!
GUY: *smashes lamp over the king's head, causing it to shatter everywhere* F**K BURGER KING!!! *slowly gets up, but is a little wounded* At last, the horror has ended... Never again will the Burger King stalk another human being! *leaves the room*
BURGER KING: *a finger twitches. Then... stops...*
THE END...?
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