Thread: Is it just me... or is the Burger King getting creepier?

    • 10 years 10 months ago
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    It's so random.
    A lumberjack cuts a tree down.
    The King walks by, gives him a sandwich.

    I'm thinking this might have a hidden sex refrerence. Don't get it? Think Beavis and Butthead.
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      No, you know what was really creepy, those googly-eyed mutant monkey rats things that would play guitar and sing, "WE LOVE THE SUBS!!.." for the Quizno's commercials about a year ago. They made the Burger King guy look like Marry Poppins.
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        Quote by MattNash
        No, you know what was really creepy, those googly-eyed mutant monkey rats things that would play guitar and sing, "WE LOVE THE SUBS!!.." for the Quizno's commercials about a year ago. They made the Burger King guy look like Marry Poppins.


        They didn't even have the ability to rhyme.... that song sucked. I still think that the silent Burger King is creepier........... he could show up anywhere...... in the forrest, on a steel beam, outside your window, or actually in your bed.
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          Quote by senseimike
          Quote by MattNash
          No, you know what was really creepy, those googly-eyed mutant monkey rats things that would play guitar and sing, "WE LOVE THE SUBS!!.." for the Quizno's commercials about a year ago. They made the Burger King guy look like Marry Poppins.


          They didn't even have the ability to rhyme.... that song sucked. I still think that the silent Burger King is creepier........... he could show up anywhere...... in the forrest, on a steel beam, outside your window, or actually in your bed.


          Yeah, but at least when he shows up he brings a burger or something.
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            Quote by MattNash
            Quote by venison
            The Eggplant guy would look cool as a fanged, carnivorous monster,


            Is that what Grimace is? An eggplant?


            Heck no, Grimace is a large purple buttplug, hence the name.
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              Quote by MattNash
              Quote by senseimike
              Quote by MattNash
              No, you know what was really creepy, those googly-eyed mutant monkey rats things that would play guitar and sing, "WE LOVE THE SUBS!!.." for the Quizno's commercials about a year ago. They made the Burger King guy look like Marry Poppins.


              They didn't even have the ability to rhyme.... that song sucked. I still think that the silent Burger King is creepier........... he could show up anywhere...... in the forrest, on a steel beam, outside your window, or actually in your bed.


              Yeah, but at least when he shows up he brings a burger or something.
              Who cares about that. If I woke up and that fool was in my bed, I'd shoot him. Okay, maybe not since I don't own a gun and have no desire to own a gun. ^^
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                Quote by SSJ
                Quote by MattNash
                Yeah, but at least when he shows up he brings a burger or something.
                Who cares about that. If I woke up and that fool was in my bed, I'd shoot him. Okay, maybe not since I don't own a gun and have no desire to own a gun. ^^


                Shit, compared to some of the women I've woken up with after a night of partying, the Burger King man holding a crousantwich would be an appreciated relief
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                  Quote by MattNash
                  Quote by SSJ
                  Quote by MattNash
                  Yeah, but at least when he shows up he brings a burger or something.
                  Who cares about that. If I woke up and that fool was in my bed, I'd shoot him. Okay, maybe not since I don't own a gun and have no desire to own a gun. ^^


                  Shit, compared to some of the women I've woken up with after a night of partying, the Burger King man holding a crousantwich would be an appreciated relief
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                    Quote by nippythefish
                    Quote by MattNash
                    Quote by venison
                    The Eggplant guy would look cool as a fanged, carnivorous monster,


                    Is that what Grimace is? An eggplant?


                    Heck no, Grimace is a large purple buttplug, hence the name.

                    Ha ha! That explanation makes the most sense out of any other I've heard.

                    But then, come to think of it, I don't think I've ever heard any explanation for what he could be...
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                      And I remember the stupid, retarded disney toys that burger king always had in their kids club meals. have you ever been afraid of kid vid from the burger king kids club? like that commercial where he zaps the teenage mutant ninja turtles into nothing, or where he zapped the cello and turned it into a rock guitar. *shudders*
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                        If BK invaded my bed, I'd split his wig. word
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                          You know who's really creepy... Jared of the Subway Commercial. Have you seen how huge that man's mouth is?
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                            • 10 years 9 months ago
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                            It Just Got Creepier

                            The King was last spotted at a construction site, jackin' up some rivets. The king Had a Psycho looking Smile ( Eyes were now wide open! ) and handed the dude some Turbo Joe.

                            WTF!
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                              Quote by Lottech96
                              It Just Got Creepier

                              The King was last spotted at a construction site, jackin' up some rivets. The king Had a Psycho looking Smile ( Eyes were now wide open! ) and handed the dude some Turbo Joe.

                              WTF!


                              Yeah and if you look carefully at the very end of the commercial...The BKing acts like he's gonna push the guy off of the beam...I'm surprised that noone has freaked out and said it was something racial
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                                Now that I think about it, the Burger King would be a good villain for a horror movie. Face it, he's even more scarier and creepier than a man wearing a hockey mask wielding a knife, or a girl who kills people by forcing them to watch some evil videotape.
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                                  The King cannot be destroyed by normal means. He is an unholy abomination from the bowels of hell. He has dark powers unfathomable to the human mind. He cannot be reasoned with. Cannot be bargained with. If he decides he wants you he shall have you, and no force on heaven, hell or earth can stop him.
                                  Those are not commercials for a fast food restaurant. They are warnings. Cautionary tales. Those poor wretches that encounter him are to be pitied. For once they take the first bite from the King's sandwich, he owns them, body and soul. They suffer a fate worse than death for they are to be the King's personal playthings. They will be tortured for all eternity in the depths of the King's lair for his amusement. Beware the King, for his evil and cruelty are unmatched.
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                                    That King is freaking scary I have nightmares About him in my sleep That is not right.
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                                      Quote by weredog
                                      The King cannot be destroyed by normal means. He is an unholy abomination from the bowels of hell. He has dark powers unfathomable to the human mind. He cannot be reasoned with. Cannot be bargained with. If he decides he wants you he shall have you, and no force on heaven, hell or earth can stop him.
                                      Those are not commercials for a fast food restaurant. They are warnings. Cautionary tales. Those poor wretches that encounter him are to be pitied. For once they take the first bite from the King's sandwich, he owns them, body and soul. They suffer a fate worse than death for they are to be the King's personal playthings. They will be tortured for all eternity in the depths of the King's lair for his amusement. Beware the King, for his evil and cruelty are unmatched.


                                      And the only thing that stands in his way is a clown clad in yellow and red, along with his allies: a purple turd thingy, a burger stealing guy, a mayor of a town with a cheesburger for a head, an talking chicken nuggets. They come from a land of obesity known as McDonaldland. The King better watch out, because McDonald's is coming for you!

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                                        I wonder if BK's childhood was messed up. Clearly it had to be if he is stalking men and trying to push peeps of a construction thingy. But in all seriousness, the ad guys must be demented rolling in all that cash their making off those ads.
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