Thread: RAMBO

    • 9 years 1 month ago
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    Who's even the slightest bit interested in seeing this? Five years ago I wouldn't have cared, but I thought Rocky Balboa was done very well so I'm actually curious to see this now.
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      • 9 years 1 month ago
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      Nah, I don't care.

      I'd like to see Rambo's rock hard penis, but that's about the extent of it.
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        Sadly, its probably not that impressive due to years of steroid abuse.
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          • 9 years 1 month ago
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          That kind of sucks.

          When I think of Rambo's cock, I think of something huge and muscular, filled with large, throbbing veins.
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            • 9 years 1 month ago
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            Quote by Ilikethepixies
            That kind of sucks.

            When I think of Rambo's cock, I think of something huge and muscular, filled with large, throbbing veins.


            No shit.
            I've always imagined it the way you said, but with a scorpion crawling on it at all times. That would make for a pretty cool tattoo, also.
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              Quote by HarryReems
              Quote by Ilikethepixies
              That kind of sucks.

              When I think of Rambo's cock, I think of something huge and muscular, filled with large, throbbing veins.


              No shit.
              I've always imagined it the way you said, but with a scorpion crawling on it at all times. That would make for a pretty cool tattoo, also.


              Would that be a tattoo of a scorpion on your cock, or a tattoo of a cock with a scorpion on it.
                • 9 years 1 month ago
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                A tattoo of a scorpion with a tattoo of a cock with a tattoo of a scorpion. Instant chick magnet.
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                  Hmmm.....
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                    I prefer to actually just keep a live scorpion in my pants. Thats what Rambo would do.
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                      • 9 years 1 month ago
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                      Let's not get Rambo confused with Chuck Norris.
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                        • 9 years 1 month ago
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                        Quote by MattNash
                        Quote by HarryReems
                        Quote by Ilikethepixies
                        That kind of sucks.

                        When I think of Rambo's cock, I think of something huge and muscular, filled with large, throbbing veins.


                        No shit.
                        I've always imagined it the way you said, but with a scorpion crawling on it at all times. That would make for a pretty cool tattoo, also.


                        Would that be a tattoo of a scorpion on your cock, or a tattoo of a cock with a scorpion on it.


                        I guess both would be pretty cool, but I was thinking the tattoo would be: Rambo's rock hard erection with a black scorpion crawling on it. This would probably be placed on your bicep.
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                          • 9 years 1 month ago
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                          How would one know that it was Rambo's cock, and not any other massive, veiny dick?
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                            • 9 years 1 month ago
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                            Quote by Ilikethepixies
                            How would one know that it was Rambo's cock, and not any other massive, veiny dick?


                            Yeah, good call.
                            Cause any old dickshit off the street would look at it, and probably just think it was CHANCE SUNDANCE's thick, throbbing cock.
                            You may have to get a little line of text underneath, indicating who's cock it really is. It would be in cursive, or course.
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                              • 9 years 1 month ago
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                              I was thinking you could have a soiled bandana wrapped around the head, just like Rambo.
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                                • 9 years 1 month ago
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                                I saw the commersials for Rambo. It looked like it would be rated R and that's a plus.

                                But the stupid ass music killed it for me.


                                EDIT: sorry about being on topic :oops:
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                                  • 9 years 1 month ago
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                                  Bill, please.
                                  Lets keep this about his cock.
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                                    I'm pretty sure Rambo also has a red headband wrapped around his throbbing member.
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                                      Quote by Jason43
                                      I'm pretty sure Rambo also has a red headband wrapped around his throbbing member.


                                      A cock bandana? That might be new trend.
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                                        I'm wearing one now.
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                                          Quote by Jason43
                                          I'm wearing one now.


                                          I've got one on my cockhead. I even drew eyes and a snarl. Going to see of I like it enough to get a tattoo there. I did have another headband on each of my balls, but then it felt like he was jogging. Jogging is not tough at all.
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