Thread: Chat up lines

  • MattNash
    • 12 years 4 months ago
    • Posts: 4311
    		 I said to this beautiful girl once, "So, you want to go out sometime, maybe have some coffee and fuck!"
    She said, "I don't like coffee."
    • Barth
      • 12 years 4 months ago
      • Posts: 253
      		 Ask a girl: How much meat can you get out of a fly?

      When she says "I don't know"

      Point to your fly (crotch) and say "Wanna find out?"
      • Mystie
        • 12 years 4 months ago
        • Posts: 1132
        		 I had this drunk chick try to pick me up once with, "Wow, you look like you can get down!" She was a cuuuuute dance partner.
        • Barth
          • 12 years 4 months ago
          • Posts: 253
          		 Mystie...You are cute!
          • Mystie
            • 12 years 4 months ago
            • Posts: 1132
            Quote by Barth
            Mystie...You are cute!


            Awww.... thanks.

            BTW - a few guys took pics so if anyone ever sees a photo of me online gyrating up against another girl, be a dear and gimme a heads up.
            • MattNash
              • 12 years 4 months ago
              • Posts: 4311
              Quote by Mystie


              BTW - a few guys took pics so if anyone ever sees a photo of me online gyrating up against another girl, be a dear and gimme a heads up.


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